Cold Muffins

[mercuryangel]

Everything looks kind of... weird today.

[You may not be inclined to believe her. After all, it is Derpy after all... right?]

Is this even my house? I don't think anyone would need this many muffins, and especially not me.

[That might be some evidence for "no", though, as she reaches out towards the scroll to turn it to one of the open cupboards... which is full of nothing but muffins.]

Comments

[muffin_lover]

[Oh, hey, look whose responding! It's Mia's body!]

...oh, hey, there's my body! Um... I think we got misplaced or something!

[mercuryangel]

[Well this isn't good.]

I think "misplaced" isn't quite right here! I don't know how to be you!

[muffin_lover]

Being me's easy! Really it is!

[mercuryangel]

You've been you all your life, though, so that makes sense... but even when I was turned into a unicorn when I got here, I was still me. This is different.

[muffin_lover]

Don't think of it like that! Really! If you're worried about messing up until it's all done, just tell the post office that I can't come in and you don't have to worry about anything!

[Um...]

[mercuryangel]

Would they believe that?

[Mia currently lacks that kind of notion about the postal service!]

[muffin_lover]

I rarely take days off, so if I take a day off, they'll know it's serious! Besides, they know me by know and I'm certain they're more than happy to test other mailponies for this route in emergencies!

[mercuryangel]

All right, I'll figure out a way to let them know.