ceasetoexist: (Well duh)
Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-12-06 06:07 pm

Sixth Scale - Visual/Action if you want to?? - Forward dated to dawn, tomorrow morning

[The scroll opens up to the sight of a snow fort. A rather large snow fort, really. To call it ornate would be far too kind, although it does range in what you could call complex. Its 'main' room seems to be the size of a moderately sized tree-house, and it's raised somewhat off the ground by a pillar of ice. It has a few smaller pillars with single 'rooms' on top of them, with the thing 'connected' together by a snow fence. It isn't exactly the sturdiest looking thing, considering it's all ice and snow, but it's impressive in its own sophomoric way. It also happens to be in the middle of the town, casting not an imposing shadow so much as an obnoxious and inconsiderate one. The thing is really more in the way of traffic and business than it is anything.

Considering how fast the construction was and the size of it, someone must have been up all night working on it. And they were.]


So. You see that? I made that.

[Pokey's heard before he's seen, turning the scroll towards him, his beady blue eyes dark and near red from exhaustion. Still, he's grinning like an obnoxious little jerk all the while.]

And, with it, I declare myself the king of winter, and the middle of town I guess. Doesn't matter what you call me so long as you call me 'sir', considering the middle of town is mine now. Don't worry, you don't have to pay a fee or anything to me, I'm that nice a guy. You just have to remember and talk about how great I am. How smart I am. How no one but me, Pokey Minch, could've done this.

I guess you could try and knock it down, but it'd probably be better to wait until spring. Thing is impenetrable, so you all better just deal with it.

[C'mon. Come on. Someone come try and knock it down, mess with him, get into a snowball fight or something or assault the thing. Even just come get angry at him. He's so bored and having maxed out the creation powers Mayfield left with its survivors has tired him even more, to the point of restlessness.

Do something. He is so damn bored it isn't funny.]


Oh. Hey. Bear. Offer still stands if you want to come run this with me. You can be co-ruler, or prince, or whatever of town square.
mistweaver: (excited)

Visual

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
You have a point. There is nothing weirder than seeing fake facial hair on an orc. Especially since they can grow the real stuff! [She won't mention how lots of Pandaren males sport a beard or some such, though.]

I will be over soon enough, then!
mistweaver: (resolute)

Re: Visual

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
No worries! I have a very good transportation system!

[Of course by that she means bamboo steamer boxes, but they do the trick, after all.]
mistweaver: (I've got the brew!)

Visual-->Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Are you joking? I wouldn't turn down an invite from a dragon! [And the scroll blinks off.

Soon enough, the sound of hooves can be heard, as the zebra approaches. Her saddlebags are bulging, and across her rump is a large wooden barrel with a cork in one end, and some mugs strung along it.]


I have arrived! [And Jou stomps a hoof for emphasis.]
mistweaver: (I've got the brew!)

Re: Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hai, though you will forgive me if I ask you for a claw? Hoof? Believe me, the food is worth the wait, I promise! And since I am giving you the buns, it should not be the heavy part. I will handle the cocoa.

[Suiting actions to words, she pulls the saddlebags off her back, and climbs partway up the ladder. Some people might make it swing and lurch, but Jou has excellent balance, thanks to her monastic training. All Pokey has to do is give the bags a shove onto the floor of his fort. No sweat!]

And now for the fun part! Careful, I am coming up!

[Pokey isn't really the only one showing off. Jou jumps off the rope ladder, landing on all fours on the ground and booting the keg off her back. She gives the sturdy wooden keg another boot, kicking it up through the hole into the fort, and before it can fall back down the hole or on the floor, she leaps up through the hole and catches the keg. With a flourish, she sets it down gently, stacking the mugs on top. Nothing broken or even cracked. She leans against the keg with a grin.]

Ah, I still have it, even after a few months here. So, would you care for a mug of hot cocoa?
mistweaver: (happy panda)

Re: Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
With pleasure! [Of course, because he's the King of Winter, he gets the first mug. And the zebra wasn't lying about her prowess--the cocoa is rich, smooth, and chocolatey, with hints of cinnamon, clove, and just a tiny sting of pepper to tone down the sweetness. And while the cinnamon buns are steamed, and not baked, it gives them a softness and a chewiness that almost seems to make them last longer. And they are still quite warm!]

So, does my tribute please you, O great one? [It's hard to tell if Jou is serious, now, but if she's teasing, there's no malice in it. She's happy to be here!]
mistweaver: (amused)

Re: Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is a hobby only, which is probably why you are not fainting from sheer happiness. That, or it is because sweets are not my usual fare, either!

[Jou isn't wasting any time, snacking on a bun or two herself, but she knows just how much she can put away. Politeness says 'save some for others!'. Which is also why she brought more than just one bamboo pan--there are a good half a dozen, full of cinnamon buns. She also is quick to pour more cocoa without spilling a drop.]

I run the Wok'n'Roll in the Night Market, serving Pandaren cuisine. You should come by some time, I'll give you free samples!
mistweaver: (I need to think...)

Re: Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there are plenty of them, where I am from. Have you heard of Azeroth?

[With the way he's spoken, it would not surprise her if he had. As for his words--his actions speak differently, so Jou feels no need to be offended.]

I come from there, and I have thrown my lot in with the Horde, so I frequented Orgrimmar quite a bit when I was home. Different from where I grew up, but most orcs are good, honorable people.

[And then, there's Garrosh Hellscream.]
mistweaver: (what?!)

Re: Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thrall was your father? [Jou's expression goes very, very surprised. Well, there was some sort of adoption there, clearly, but still.]

He was the Horde's Warchief, until recently--he made Garrosh Hellscream the Warchief for a while, but Garrosh is in disgrace...

[More like on the run for his miserable life, but she really doesn't want to go there.]

He is a very good and honorable orc. I am sure you made him very proud! [If nothing else, because the Thrall she knew was like that.]
mistweaver: (Default)

Re: Action

[personal profile] mistweaver 2014-12-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thrall is like that. But if he said you made him proud, you did. He does not lie. So he was proud to have you as a son. One of our Warchief's greatest desires is to have a family.

[Just like that. But also because Jou is a mistweaver monk, and it is just in her nature to heal. To try and build up, and she can hear the doubt in the dragon's voice. And sure, Thrall might have a wife and soon a family of his own, but that is different. And she saw enough in Vash'jir to know what she says is true.]

I am positive he treasured you, for as long as you were together.