Stupid Ideas That Pay Off

[blamemysister]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MY SECRET WORK IS COMPLETED!

And now...

[Luna throws off her towel in full pony glory as steam rises from a walled off area. There's a massive hoof-built structure with steam from the huge area bordering Sweet Apple Acres less used areas of land as she throws the doors open. Inside there's a huge walled area, some labeled Stallions, Mares, Mixed, Oversized.]

IT IS TIME TO PARTAKE IN THE FIRST PONYVILLE HOTSPRINGS! Come my faithful friends, let us bathe in its warming waters on the edge of the Whitetail Woods!

I simply must thank the good ponies at Canterlot Power and Electric for supplying the hook up to the power grid to empower the steam system.

COME HAVE A BALL! FIRST ONE INTO THE POOL!

[And she leaps in and comes out soaking wet with a laugh as the scroll floats to the side.]

Comments

[sumofallreds]

This explains a few things I found around the house...

[Darn messy princess...]

[blamemysister]

One cannot be bothered with neatness when crafting improvements for the community!

[sumofallreds]

Then how'd it get into the couch?

[blamemysister]

I was wondering where it went. I had dropped it in between breaks.

[sumofallreds]

And in behind the cabinet?

[He can go on like this forever.]

[blamemysister]

So I may have thrown it behind my shoulder last time I used it.

[She can too.]

[sumofallreds]

I swear...Doc had to henpeck me so hard to clean up the Galleon. And even I'm rolling my eyes at you.

[blamemysister]

I have never been neat, I hope you realize this.

[sumofallreds]

But you've been worse than usual. And I'm tired of sitting on pencils.

[blamemysister]

Work has been completed. I will be cleaning up once I get out of the water.

[sumofallreds]

I'd better be getting a family discount.

[blamemysister]

If there was any other way you'd want it?

[sumofallreds]

Free of course, but I have my own ways of doing that.

[poolicide]

...I thought we licked ourselves clean.

Like cats.

[blamemysister]

Heh, well you can have a coupon book then. That helps.

[blamemysister]

Of course not.

... Cameron, dear, have you been bathing properly?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

Hot springs? Here?

[blamemysister]

Yes! It took the better part of four months to finish but the springs are finally open. I have placed fliers all over and we are in partnership with the Spa for a two-for-one package deal.

[poolicide]

...in a cat way, yeah.

[blamemysister]

[facehoof.]

Come to the springs. We will get you soap and water for the washing area.

[poolicide]

Uh...yeah I think that might be best...where's the springs?

[blamemysister]

Western edge of Whitetail, you can see the steam rising from the building.

[poolicide]

Whitetail...right.

[He really needs to pay more attention to where everything is. Cameron soon shows up though knocking with a tentative hoof.]

[blamemysister]

[The big double doors open as Luna stood there, a towel around her neck as she conferred with the workers before turning towards Cameron.]

Good, you came. Come, we will get you situated in the baths area.

[Video]

[caneattheseapples]

So...it's like a giant jacuzzi and shit? Why not call it like that? I mean springs aren't hot they're cold and shit you get bottled water from them.