It's a little too early in the day for medieval dinner theater, Merlin!

[Okay, time. Time to calm down, Excel. Can't pick fights with every last person you meet, right?]

... Right, so some evil pony thinks there aren't enough ponies in pony town to go around and he's turning non-ponies into ponies. As far as diabolical plans go, this is more inconvenient than, well, legitimately diabolical.