Uh, hello? Calices punched in the face and cross-country by Zetta, one, Calices punched in the face and cross-country by everybody else in Ponyville, zero?
Yes, damn it. Because right now I need you damn ponies, as much as you need me. I hate to say it the same as I've hated to admit it every single freaking time I've had to, but we're in this damn mess together.
Then you shall just have to wait forever. The only competency of your evil I've seen is slightly annoying me. What can you do that thousands of others have failed to do?
...Why do you want me to prove I'm evil so badly? What would that gain either of us? Should I destroy Equestria just to demonstrate the point? Would that really make you happy?
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[Extremely strong, she'll admit, but extremely incompetent at being the big evil bad guy he seems to strive for.]
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Besides, the way Princess Celestia and Princess Luna run things works out fine.
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What now?
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If I need you ponies to help deal with Calice, though... conquering it won't serve. And once she's done, I'll get back to my own Netherworld.