mylittlejamjar | Stitch Two [Audio] (Backdated to the 20th)

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Stitch Two [Audio] (Backdated to the 20th)

[The sound of howling winds is there at first, but it's hollow, joined by the white noise of ice striking walls of some sort. The voice that pipes up may be familiar to some, but it's shaky and weary, like someone had been out in the cold for far too long.]

Hey... h-hey, c-can anybody hear m-me? This damn thing better work...!

Wh-what happens when th-there's ice goin' up your b-bod-bod... [He needed time to shiver.] ...Body...?

How do ya stop it? We stopped f-f-fighting... s-s-so it should d-disappear, r-right?

[The voice quiets a moment, then lowers, speaking to another:]

A'right... It should s-s-send. I'll s-stick it on my d-damn p-persona if I need to! J-just hang in there, okay?

[ooc: Considering they're huddled up together, replies will be made by both, thus the tags.]

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Your super gross but super warm spit will melt the ice, the same way it melts ice cream! How many times do I gotta say it?!

Wha- wait, wh-why's it super gross-

I ain't gonna lick N-naoto, damn it! G-gimme another suggestion!

[Damn it, ideas are hard, why can't anyone understand that?

...Well, here goes nothing. Attempt number two:]

Okay, okay, uhhhhh, let's see here...

Have you looked into a kotatsu?

Oh, shit, you're right! L-lemme jus' look in this h-hollowed out tree f-for a spare kotatsu...!

[Then, silence, but you can hear the irritation buzzing from Kanji's end of the feed.]

...You serious, Ted?

Nnngh, I'm trying, okay?! I don't even know where you guys are, I can't see your faces, and I'm really worried about Nao-chan! How the heck was I suppose to know you were in tree town?!

[He audibly grits his teeth. Gotta calm down...]

...Sorry. L-look, a k-kotatsu just ain't in the cards right now, and w-we dunno where we are. W-we found a space in a tree that gets us outta the snow n' wind, but if th-this storm keeps up this plan ain't worth a damn!

I gotta at least get Naoto somewhere warm, and I got no horn to make fire or anything that'll help. I-is there some kinda way for these scrolls to be tracked?

[...Tracking?]

Hrm, not that I know of, they're just magic paper and all. [And what has magic paper done anything useful?] But I dooooo know another...furrier way of tracking, if you know what I mean. Hehehehe...

[There's a moment of silence on his end.]

...Oh, right, I should mention I'm pointing at my nose.

Ah- th-that's right... your nose really bailed us out when we were in the TV world.

Are ya s-sure? D-don't take it the wrong way, b-but this snow's... not normal. What if the Windigoes get to ya?

W-Well...what if they don't? If all we do is sit around on our butts wondering about 'what if's, nothing's gonna get done around here. And...And we don't have time for that, you guys could get seriously hurt! ...Or worse.

B-Besides, I like to think I got a handle on the whole negative emotions things.

[Being made of them and all.]

I'll be out in a jiffy, but don't go doing anything that might mask your smell.

Right... you're right. Rgh, this w-windigo shit's hard to get outta your head...!

[That's exactly something he'd say, and he was so ready for these stupid wind horses to get their asses kicked. He just wished Takeji Zaiten could do the damn job.]

I ain't about to go out n' r-r-roll in snow, so I think you'll be good.

If worse comes to worse, we can always use a vacuum cleaner. Now haaaang tight!

[Ponies have vacuums, right? If not, no wonder this windygogo problem is as bad as it is, there's no way to suck them out of people's heads. Ponies are so primitive...

Before he can make anymore dumb comments, there's a very distinct crinkling sound and it looks like Teddie's rolled up his scroll. No time to lose.]

I-I'll try to get 'er up! Fluttershy and Thorax are comin' up too, so if we're hard to pick up, keep your, uh... nose... peeled for them too!

[And that's that. Now it was a matter of hoping the timberwolves weren't too close.]

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