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[kingofthetvworld]

[The scroll feed shows a shot of the Agency kitchen, the sound of dishes being shoved around and a very distinct growling can be heard. Teddie can be seen climbing all over the counters, literally sniffing his way through cupboards, looking for...something.

By the look of things, he's started up a collection, a large bowl and a...fish rested next to his feet, among other odds and ends. He's fiercely determined looking, so much so that he pays absolutely no mind to the scroll itself.]

Grngh...c'mon! SO close...

[On his tippy toes now, he struggles to reach his target, whatever it might be.

Stop the madness.]

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[linefacingforever]

[Yu's got this exact expression on his poor pony face, at a complete and utter loss for words as he took in the mess on the scrolls. The kitchen...!]

...Teddie...!

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[kingofthetvworld]

GAH!!

[To probably no one's surprise, hearing his Sensei's voice causes Teddie to flinch and properly smack his head. Fast thinking saves him from tumbling off the counter, but he wobbles a mere inches away from the edge and is quite clearly shaken.]

I-I didn't do it, it wasn't me!

[Bear? What bear? There's no bear in here!]

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[linefacingforever]

[There is a very clear and distinct, "How could you?" look on Yu's face, before he lets out a tired sigh, starting for the kitchen.]

I'll be right there.

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[kingofthetvworld]

N-Nooooooo!

[He's not even here, what's to be right there to?! Why can't anyone just believe his lies?! In a blind panic, Teddie leaps off the counter and onto all fours and scrambles to hide under the sink.]

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[topgun_textiles]

[A quirked brow. Damn, he's glad that's not his kitchen.]

Ted? The hell're you doin'?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[His ears twitch at the sound of the familiar voice, causing him to drop what he's doing and look around the kitchen suspiciously. No one...no one was there with him...]

K-Kanji, you'd tell me if you were a ghost, r-riiiiiight?

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[topgun_textiles]

G-ghost?!

...Y'know your scroll's goin', right?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[...So it is! Teddie peeks down at it from above, unsure how he went about not noticing that.]

I got good news for you, Kanji! You aren't dead.

[You know, just in case he couldn't figure that one out.]

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[foolish_seal]

[Teddie cooking? Hm. Considering the track record of chefs in the rest of the IT, it might be best to try and stop him, but morbid curiosity prevents Minato from doing so.]

What are you making?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He flinches rather noticeably, but once he realizes how harmless the question is and that his scroll is actually on, Teddie becomes surprisingly serious.]

Hrm... Can you keep a secret?

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[foolish_seal]

[Flinching is not a good sign, but let's see where this goes...]

Yeah. [Seeing as it's recorded, it's not much use, but whatever.] What is it?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[The moment he hears "Yeah", a wave of relief rushes over Teddie and his serious demeanor drops as fast as it showed up. He almost seems too excited to share his big secret...]

Okay, here it goes! I've been doin' a lotta thinking lately, and it finally dawned on me: Ponies looove cupcakes, right? So I figured "Hey! I can totes do that!" and decided to start my recently acquired dream of bearcoming the first bear pastry chef.

Well, maybe not that just yet, but I did wanna surprise my friends with some Teddie-grade cupcakes.

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[ceasetoexist]

Hey, you're doing it wrong, bear.

You don't have a plate stack to help you get up there. That's a super important part of cooking. Everyone knows that.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[.....]

Who told you I was cooking?!

[BETRAYAL. UTTER BETRAYAL.]

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[ceasetoexist]

Who told me? Are you serious?

[There's very little else Pokey could imagine the bear is doing with all the assorted crap he has. Although, it is Teddie, so any guess would have been as good as the other.

....]

You told me.

You haven't figured it out yet? I can read your mind.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Pokey. Why? Teddie can't even answer that, all that comes out is a horrified squeak as his mouth hangs open. Those thoughts were PRIVATE!]

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

[She didn't see the scroll message nor did she know about the thing between Yu and Teddie. All she saw as she kept in a very fluff and warm bathrobe was a bear sitting on the floor. What just happened and why did he look so sad?

Silently she walked toward him and nuzzled.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[That catches him off guard, especially after everything that's just happened. Something as kind as a nuzzle definitely gave him a case of mood whiplash. The surprises don't seem to end, either, when he lifts his head to see that it's Yukiko who came to comfort him.]

Y-Yuki-chan, shouldn't you be in bed?!

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

I'll be fine. Staying in bed is driving me crazy.

[It's quiet but not her main worry; bear son is.]

I'm more worried about you though. What happened?

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[bigsoftie]

[...that doesn't look good. Maybe Leatherhead can get Teddie's attention.]

You...left something on....

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie responds by screaming and falling off the counter.

Elegant.]

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[bigsoftie]

[That doesn't signal anything good.]

...are you alright?

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[kuukai]

[ When bear finally deigns to wake up (no rest for the beary), she stumbles blearily downstairs to find a mess where she was hoping to find pancakes. ]

Mmf. Cha makin? [ She peered at the hopelessly messy kitchen counters. There must be something edible here. ]

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[kingofthetvworld]

A mess...

[The only thing edible is spilled candy, and maybe some pans if your teeth are strong enough for it. What was once going to be cupcakes is now misery and fur.]

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[kuukai]

[ Kyouko grumbles and seizes some Twizzlers before plopping down next to him. She chews on one and idly holds the bag where he can take what he wants. ]

... s'a good job of one. [ Is there any surface that's not touched? ]