[Visual]

[keaton_mask]

[There's a little yellow fox who seems to be having the hardest time deciding if he wants to actually be on the feed or not. He shifts back and forth, eyes never making direct contact, until he finally settles for half and half.

Baby's first scroll visual.]

Is it true that this town pays tribute to a large dragon in exchange for their safety...? With everyone asleep this past week, it would make sense that payment would be...short, and I haven't seen anyone worrying about it...

Then again, I haven't seen any dragons since I got here, but they insisted they were one...

[He shuffles uncomfortably, still not looking directly into the scroll. How...how do you turn it off...? How does he end this?]

I'd simply like to know if we're all going to die...

[...Perfect.]

Comments

[keaton_mask]

[Well, that got him to jump.]

Pardon?

[discorderly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Give him a minute]

[keaton_mask]

[At that, he growls.]

It's not funny.

[discorderly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[keaton_mask]

[Oh jeez. Well, if blushing were a thing, he'd be bright red right about now.]

E-Enough!

[discorderly]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -

- it is funny, you have to admit.

[keaton_mask]

I can't say I find anything humorous about being lied to. Especially over something that terrifying...

[discorderly]

It's funny that you BOUGHT it! People lie, dear boy, even in Magical Rainbow Pony Land~

[keaton_mask]

In that case, how can I be sure you aren't lying right now?

You are a demon, after all.

[At least, he thinks... It's hard to tell.]

[discorderly]

Oh, that's a NEW one! I LIKE it!

Now tell me, in your own words, what a demon is? [He knows definitions from other worlds, but he wants to know what this guy thinks he's calling him.]

[keaton_mask]

What sort of trick is this?

[His ears fold back. Not out of anger, instead he finds himself confused.]

A demon is a powerful, magical monster. What else could you be?

[discorderly]

Oh, that? Yes, yes, I'm certainly that!

[He waggles his talons in a wave.] Hello~!

[keaton_mask]

[That's what he thought.]

And I suppose I can't convince you to leave me alone. I'm not sure what your kind has against me, but I can assure you I have nothing you'd want.

[discorderly]

Ohhhhh, look at YOU! You think you're SPECIAL! That's so cute...I don't even know who you are!

[keaton_mask]

G-Good, we can keep it that way. I'd rather not know you, either.

[discorderly]

I'm Discord! And yourself?

[keaton_mask]

What makes you believe that I'd ever give you my name?

[discorderly]

What makes YOU believe that I care about you enough to persecute YOU specifically? It hardly matters to me what these demons back home did...

[Discord holds up a talon, very visibly paging through the scroll as he speaks.]

...Kafei. For the record, the scrolls are public~

[keaton_mask]

[Oh for the love of...]

Fine, I jumped to conclusions.

[discorderly]

THANK you! I'm a chaos spirit, I don't care for being put in your silly little boxes.

[...not that that means he won't mess with you. This has been fun!]

So how long until you stop wearing all those clothes, I wonder?

[keaton_mask]

Oh please, not you too.

[What do you people have against clothes?!]

[discorderly]

No magic OR hands, they can't possibly be convenient!

[keaton_mask]

Their convenience doesn't matter, I like them regardless. I have no interest in being...naked.

[discorderly]

If no one wears clothing, then no one is naked!

[keaton_mask]

That wouldn't make it any less awkward for me.