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mylittlejamjar2015-03-06 12:25 pm
ceasetoexist) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-03-06 12:25 pm
Tenth Scale - Accidental Video
[The scroll opens up to the probably the most pleasant sight you'll see all day: a salivating yogurt zombie, mouth agape as it just stares at the scroll, yogurt on its muzzle and dripping on to the parchment. The zombie makes a throaty, hungry sound as it starts to bite at the scroll, trying to get the yogurt that it missed. It isn't long after this display that an angry voice rings out at it.]
Hey! Stupid! Don't eat that!
[And soon enough the little dragon shows up, apparently wielding a rolled up magazine and using it to swat the zombie in the face a few times until it lets the scroll go. The kid is either brave or stupid, with the latter seeming far more likely. Still, the zombie eventually lets go of the scroll, it rolling to the ground and giving a shot of a cave ceiling, as the zombie begins to moan and growl at the swatting.
Pokey, for his part, just sounds annoyed.]
Yeah, yeah, shut up and get back to your side, Facesmasher. Look, see, over there? Look what's waiting for you.
[There's the soft groan from 'Facesmasher' as it shambles towards it's corner, and shortly after the slorping sound of it as it chows down on its food of choice. Pokey just snorts at it.]
Y'know, you'd be a lot cooler if you were an actual zombie, but beggars can't be choosers, whatever that means. Still probably one of the coolest things here.
...Dunno what I'm gonna use you for. Could pull a chariot for me, but eh. Just one zombie horse isn't going to cut it. And it's not like you're any good as an attack dog...horse. Whatever. Not unless I slather someone in yogurt somehow.
....Huh. Yogurt weaponry....
[There could be something there. Enough so that he'll just continue pondering the usefulness of yogurt based weaponry, if just to annoy others, oblivious to the fact that his scroll is open.]
Hey! Stupid! Don't eat that!
[And soon enough the little dragon shows up, apparently wielding a rolled up magazine and using it to swat the zombie in the face a few times until it lets the scroll go. The kid is either brave or stupid, with the latter seeming far more likely. Still, the zombie eventually lets go of the scroll, it rolling to the ground and giving a shot of a cave ceiling, as the zombie begins to moan and growl at the swatting.
Pokey, for his part, just sounds annoyed.]
Yeah, yeah, shut up and get back to your side, Facesmasher. Look, see, over there? Look what's waiting for you.
[There's the soft groan from 'Facesmasher' as it shambles towards it's corner, and shortly after the slorping sound of it as it chows down on its food of choice. Pokey just snorts at it.]
Y'know, you'd be a lot cooler if you were an actual zombie, but beggars can't be choosers, whatever that means. Still probably one of the coolest things here.
...Dunno what I'm gonna use you for. Could pull a chariot for me, but eh. Just one zombie horse isn't going to cut it. And it's not like you're any good as an attack dog...horse. Whatever. Not unless I slather someone in yogurt somehow.
....Huh. Yogurt weaponry....
[There could be something there. Enough so that he'll just continue pondering the usefulness of yogurt based weaponry, if just to annoy others, oblivious to the fact that his scroll is open.]