Well Somebody Should Have [visual]

[keepcalmandflutteron]

[And over here, during the middle of all the fallout, a lone voice was heard.]

WHAT IN THE DOUBLE-DIPPED DING-DONG?!

...sounds very good, whatever it is. Somebody should make one of those.

[After all, she's very loud.]

[Butterfly flips up to the screen, recovering from that last non-sequitur, and addresses the camera as best as a lepidopterian can]

Okay, so, lets see.

This world has dragons, and chimeras, and ... whatever Discord is. I'm still not convinced a Draconequus is a thing...

And then there are the really BIG stuff, like the all-consuming demon pony-thing that's going to consume us all. And now a big angry gorilla centaur that wants to eat everything.

So, two questions: WHAT'S WITH THE BIG EVIL THINGS WANTING TO EATING EVERYTHING?

and

IS THERE A BOOK I CAN READ BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF GETTING BLINDSIGHTED BY ALL THESE WALKING DISASTERS!!

Comments

[millionbitpipes]

That's Equestria for you. And I don't think draconequus IS a real thing.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

I'm pretty sure he made it up and just keeps that form just to be difficult.

So, about that book...

[millionbitpipes]

Wouldn't surprise me.

I'd just look into pony history. Any monsters that've attacked 'em in the past? Probably gonna show up at some point.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

I did a little reading. Is it true there was a slime that made everybody a jerk?

...

I mean more than normal?

[millionbitpipes]

I don't really know anything about that, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

Cool. When are we going to see that?

[millionbitpipes]

Eh. Probably either around a holiday, or this time next year.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

...it's really that consistent??

[millionbitpipes]

Pretty much.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

So, hey, here's an idea!

Don't do any more holidays!

And on days that you know it's going to happen, start stocking up on some heavy-duty traps and food and junk!

[millionbitpipes]

I dunno about everyone else, but I usually buckle down when those times roll around. Doubt we can game the system that easy though - even if we ain't celebratin', other people will.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

...yeah true. And I can't imagine missing all of those holidays.

[millionbitpipes]

There's that too.