[Action] - Fourth Wall Event

[kingofthetoybox]

[Just by a couple homes, a giant, metallic, futuristic bed has found its way smack dab in the middle of the road. It's clear to see that the bed, ominous and imposing with its dark purple color and 'face', though offset just a bit by the pig snout emblem above it, is occupied. Lying in the bed, protected by a glass capsule, is a familiar boy.

... Boy? Was it appropriate to call him that?

He had all the features of a fat, young boy, but over them were all the features of a decrepit man: wrinkled, pale skin and gray hair.

The man lied there, gasping for breath, lounging underneath the sunny blue sky with not a single means available to him to escape it. If anyone approaches him, he'd turn his head, weakly, and say in his tired, scratchy, though bratty voice...]

... Like what you see...?

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[kingofthetoybox]

You know what? You're right. It isn't.

[And that's something he learned when he finally managed to conquer the world.]

... That's why there always comes a point when you've finished stacking up those blocks all the way to the high heavens? It's more satisfying to kick it all down.

[discorderly]

That's still order. YOU made it, YOU destroy it.

What you really need is some outside stimuli!

[And Discord drops the bed into the lake.]

[kingofthetoybox]

[Given how heavy the bed is, it figures that it would sink like a rock into the lake. But even so, the ones that built it were smart. Water didn't enter through the capsule, nor did the electricity prove a problem. The machine was waterproof... but not amphibious.

Inside the capsule, Porky lied down as he felt himself descend more and more. Some fish passed by him. Some fish swam away from him. At this, he only laughed, delightedly kicking and moving his arms.]

Heh. Hehehehahahaah! *cough cough cough* ... W-wow, you. Hey, you can hear me, right? I know you can because you're magic and all. You actually dropped me in. I, wow, you're just the stupidest monster I've ever met.

[discorderly]

[Oh, Discord is right there, floating down along with the bed!]

Don't pretend you don't like fish~ [He SEES you there, Porky. Enjoying scaring fish.]