my little avenger: negativity is magic//[4th wall/text/action]

[blackmass]

[Kirei Kotomine was no stranger to moving between worlds. By now, he would almost dare call himself an expert on the matter, or at least accustomed to it.]

[But this? This place held the distinct honor of rocketing past Kalos in levels of sheer absurdity, and that was no easy feat. Usually Crawford had the decency to warn him before things like this happened, so either his associate hadn't seen it coming or Kirei had recently done something to annoy a precognitive psychic.]

[This whole world was a sugar-coated equine hell drenched in happiness and pastels.]

[Revolting.]

[Being a 6'4 presence in black and purple who all but literally radiated 'evil'...Kirei realized he was a little out of place, retreating to a corner of the library to collect himself and examine this particular communication device. With a strange sense of distaste, he realized the scroll seemed as though it wouldn't have been out of place in Tokiomi's or Rin's collection.]

From what I have seen so far, all of this seems to be a particularly unusual occurrence for this place. Have similar things transpired in the past, and if that is the case how was it resolved?

In short, what do I need to do to get out of here?

[And then, almost as an afterthought:]

Additionally, if anyone has seen an obnoxious individual with red hair and terrible fashion sense, tell him to come to the library.

[Look out, Equestria.]

[(ooc: kirei kotomine of fate/stay night, danganroleplay edition--spoilers for heaven's feel are likely, fair warning!)]

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[bornoflove]

[YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE THIS NOT DRRP HOMURA. She's currently freaking out over Madoka. Infact she didn't even bother to filter.]

Once before.

I haven't seen anyone like that.

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[blackmass]

[he's sure as shit gonna assume it is, homu...]

That's fine Wait--Akemi Homura? You're here as well?

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[bornoflove]

[Poop. Well. Too late.]

I'm here. But who are you?

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[blackmass]

Kotomine Kirei.

[Kirei honestly wasn't the arrogant sort, but he was fairly sure he also wasn't the kind one simply forgot. So he paused to consider what might have earned him this reaction before continuing.]

You actually don't know who I am, do you?

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[bornoflove]

...No. But Cecil Palmer mentioned your name once. You and I were on a list for having been part of a game.

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[blackmass]

Yes, I recall meeting Cecil Palmer.

[That guy was weird even by Kirei's standards.]

As well as the game in question. But if you don't recall it, that strikes me as something mildly peculiar with a simple conclusion. You must be a different Akemi Homura.

[#secondmagic]

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[bornoflove]

I'm afraid so. I apologize for bringing your hopes up, nevertheless.

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[blackmass]

There's no need to apologize. I wasn't hoping for anything at all.

[As much as he tolerated Homura more than some of the others, he was still..well, himself.]

You mentioned this happened before. Were things restored to normal afterwards?

[nvcr]

Kirei?

Uh, this place isn't too bad. I mean, sure, I could probably do without all the cheery pastel colors, the singing, and, on most occasions, being turned against my will into a horse, but look on the bright side.

I haven't seen that many bears around.

[blackmass]

Cecil Palmer. [That was probably his version of a greeting.]

The atmosphere is utterly abhorrent, but I will admit you have a reasonable point.

[it's still not the murder he objects to so much as how boring it was]

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[bornoflove]

After some time, yes. Several days.

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[blackmass]

I know better than to assume that's a cruel joke on your part.

This is going to be a problem.

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[bornoflove]

[Well, at least someone know she's not into cruel jokes 95 percent of the time]

Not necessarily. Apparently if you're returned to your world, no time usually passes.

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[blackmass]

How exactly does that work?

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[bornoflove]

The best explanation, is that the creature responsible for this is capable of controlling the flow of time entering and exiting this universe.

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[backstabbery]

i feEL fuLl of CUPCAkEs and happINess HELP ME it woNt get OUT of my HEaD

[GUESS WHO'S LOST IN PINKIE PIE HELL AND UNWILLINGLY HAVING A MAGICAL DAY.]

[blackmass]

[Huh. So that overall sense of sickening happiness was contagious for telepaths.]

[Sucked to be him right now.]

I'm on my way. Where are you?

[backstabbery]

CUPCAkES

pINK poNy

whERES My GUN

[blackmass]

Let's not cause unnecessary trouble. Try to get away from the offending saccharine nonsense in question and find the direction of the library before your head explodes. I'm sure we'll run into each other before long, neither of us is difficult to spot in a crowd.

[backstabbery]

GIVE A FRIEND A BIG HAPPY HUG AND TELL THEM HOW SPECIAL THEY ARE TODAY!

[...That's probably an "okay". Maybe.]

[blackmass]

. . .

[my, that sounds serious.]

[why don't we just. go looking for the ginger before he sets fire to the town wthout you, kirei]

[backstabbery]

[The good news is, this is where Kirei's utter blank slate of a mind is going to come in blessed and merciful handy, because the absence of sugar and sparkles and laughter is a beacon like a black hole and good god, he can spot that a mile away.

So here is your ginger, dusted lightly in confetti, running like the cotton-candy hounds of hell are on his tail to hurl himself at his six-foot salvation.]

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[blackmass]

It's powerful enough to do that as well as contain a pair of devils, is it?

[Kirei was fairly sure he was ultimately less powerful than Homura potentially was, but the point stood.]

It sounds like something more than a little formidable.

[blackmass]

Wait a minute, what are you doin--

[WHAM, Kirei caught a redheaded rocket full on in the chest (in a small cloud of glitter and confetti) and managed to just get knocked back a step or two.]

...You need to learn to warn me before you do that.

[backstabbery]

YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU DESPERATELY.

[Best friends always attempt to physically climb into the holes in each other's chest cavities because becoming roommates with Avenger sounds a lot better right now than being exposed to cupcakes and sprinkles for even one more moment.]

YOU HAVE MANY REDEEMING QUALITIES.