mylittlejamjar | my little avenger: negativity is magic//[4th wall/text/action]

[Kirei Kotomine was no stranger to moving between worlds. By now, he would almost dare call himself an expert on the matter, or at least accustomed to it.]

[But this? This place held the distinct honor of rocketing past Kalos in levels of sheer absurdity, and that was no easy feat. Usually Crawford had the decency to warn him before things like this happened, so either his associate hadn't seen it coming or Kirei had recently done something to annoy a precognitive psychic.]

[This whole world was a sugar-coated equine hell drenched in happiness and pastels.]

[Revolting.]

[Being a 6'4 presence in black and purple who all but literally radiated 'evil'...Kirei realized he was a little out of place, retreating to a corner of the library to collect himself and examine this particular communication device. With a strange sense of distaste, he realized the scroll seemed as though it wouldn't have been out of place in Tokiomi's or Rin's collection.]

From what I have seen so far, all of this seems to be a particularly unusual occurrence for this place. Have similar things transpired in the past, and if that is the case how was it resolved?

In short, what do I need to do to get out of here?

[And then, almost as an afterthought:]

Additionally, if anyone has seen an obnoxious individual with red hair and terrible fashion sense, tell him to come to the library.

[Look out, Equestria.]

[(ooc: kirei kotomine of fate/stay night,

danganroleplay edition--spoilers for heaven's feel are likely, fair warning!)]

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[he's sure as shit gonna assume it is, homu...]

~~That's fine~~ Wait--Akemi Homura? You're here as well?

[Poop. Well. Too late.]

I'm here. But who are you?

Kotomine Kirei.

[Kirei honestly wasn't the arrogant sort, but he was fairly sure he also wasn't the kind one simply forgot. So he paused to consider what might have earned him this reaction before continuing.]

You actually don't know who I am, do you?

...No. But Cecil Palmer mentioned your name once. You and I were on a list for having been part of a game.

Yes, I recall meeting Cecil Palmer.

[That guy was weird even by Kirei's standards.]

As well as the game in question. But if you don't recall it, that strikes me as something mildly peculiar with a simple conclusion. You must be a different Akemi Homura.

[#secondmagic]

I'm afraid so. I apologize for bringing your hopes up, nevertheless.

There's no need to apologize. I wasn't hoping for anything at all.

[As much as he tolerated Homura more than some of the others, he was still..well, himself.]

You mentioned this happened before. Were things restored to normal afterwards?

After some time, yes. Several days.

I know better than to assume that's a cruel joke on your part.

This is going to be a problem.

[Well, at least someone know she's not into cruel jokes ~~95 percent of the time~~]

Not necessarily. Apparently if you're returned to your world, no time usually passes.

How exactly does that work?

The best explanation, is that the creature responsible for this is capable of controlling the flow of time entering and exiting this universe.

It's powerful enough to do that as well as contain a pair of devils, is it?

[Kirei was fairly sure he was ultimately less powerful than Homura potentially was, but the point stood.]

It sounds like something more than a little formidable.

Another devil, hm?

It is. It also knows to suppress powers, unfortunately. No one is at full power here.

In a manner of speaking. It's more accurate to say I speak on behalf of one, I think.

...I thought I felt something was off. Has anyone ever seen whatever this creature is?

I see.

She's showed herself several times. She's an alicorn, an exceptionally pale and powerful one. Though where exactly she goes when she's not here is unknown.

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[And that would be when he switched formats, showing himself obviously dressed in the clothes of a priest (but conspicuously without a cross around his neck).]

A pale horse.

I would laugh if I found that anything but painfully ironic.

Ah-

[Hang on, give her a moment, now that she's seeing you in the flesh. Ok, you do look familiar! ~~Sort of~~]

--it appears I have seen you before. Not in reality, but at least...there is a name to match the face, now.

This pale pony - the one claiming to be, at least, the one who brought us here - might not even be the real one. At least for this world.

[What of course its normal for sugary happy pony land to have multiple death ponies claiming the title]

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Have you? Forgive me, I'm afraid I don't understand your meaning--I thought you hadn't met me before.

[Holy mother of god, what is this mess.]

But you're saying that there might be multiple presumed literal horses of the apocalypse? That's...actually fascinating.

[Normal people would be terrified. Kotomine Kirei breaks out the popcorn.]

I ended up in a dream of Dr. Kimishima's recently. I...had to solve my own murder in the school she attended in order to wake her up.

[She looks away at this.]

Yes, though the present one harassing us is the one we're dealing with.

...Oh. Well, that explains quite a bit--you ended up living, though I suppose that's hardly comforting.

[Kirei, what the hell.]

So, the probable avatar of death is what controls this place. I underestimated this saccarine circle of hell, apparently.

[GEE. THANKS, FATHER.]

Its not...so bad.

Let's just say that it isn't remotely my taste and leave it at that.

I'm surprised. You seem like the kind of person who'd enjoy cake.

[Except not really but whachu gonna do]

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