Visual - Action - Party in the House Tonight

[humanesqueheartstrings]

Hey hey hey, all Ponyville and beyond, another party is headed your way! Today at 1 we're having a big party at the Pinkmeisters Open House today. Everypony is invited, and we've taken into consideration all of your wants and needs. Need a quiet place? We got that. Just want to dance? We have that too!

Everypony come on down, we'll be partying till midnight tonight. Why? Because we said so!

Lets get down everypony, house opens in an hour!

Comments

[discorderly]

Not THAT way, I meant length-wise. See?

[He twists his long, snakey body into a knot.]

[humanesqueheartstrings]

Yeah yeah, you're about long that way.

[discorderly]

I'm just the best that way~

[humanesqueheartstrings]

I'm sure there's longer. Steven Magnet for example.

[discorderly]

Ahhhhh, sea serpents. I'm the reason they even GROW hair, you know - you hardly see their terrestrial counterparts doing that.

[humanesqueheartstrings]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[discorderly]

[Discord produces a selfie of himself, grinning with one arm slung around the shoulders of a very confused creature that looks like it might be some kind of primordial sea serpent.

It has a pink mullet.]

I haven't looked at any of these things in ages! Good times, good times - oh, you know, there's nothing QUITE like watching things pop up in what used to be just plain mud!

[humanesqueheartstrings]

Well I'll give you this one then. Come on by and oh, turn my ears back willya?

[discorderly]

But you could start a whole new race of ponies! With hand magic!

How do you feel abouuuuuuuuut...fingear ponies?

[humanesqueheartstrings]

It doesn't have the same ring to it. Sorry. I don't think hand ears are going to catch on.

[discorderly]

Ohhhhhhhh, WHATEVER. [He snaps again, and they go back to normal.] I'll just do it again in a few centuries. You'll never know.

[humanesqueheartstrings]

I think in the here and now, it's not going to catch on though.

[discorderly]

[Discord flaps a paw.]

Doesn't matter! I've got all the time in the universe.

[humanesqueheartstrings]

Yeah, yeah I know.