VI Juliform

[discorderly]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Discord, it appears, is very amused by the latest happenings in town.]

Reading right out loud from a magic scroll? ROOKIE MISTAKE! Now, I'm not going in there to get you, so don't ask. You're simply going to have to work your way through the plot like all the other adorable little fictional characters!

...WELL. Maybe I should say historical.

Anyway, now that you're all characters, who wants to hear their shiiiiiiiiiip names~?

Comments

[1/2]

[polyturtle]

...Really? Our ship names? This is not a romance!

[2/2]

[polyturtle]

[...Wait a second.]

What do you mean, historical?

[discorderly]

That means it's about the past.

[polyturtle]

...Wait, we're in a story that actually happened? Not just an allegory or fairy tale?

[visual]

[strengthinkindness]

...Discord.

[Please don't make fun of them, Discord.]

[discorderly]

Yeeeeeeeeeees, Fluttershy?

[strengthinkindness]

You shouldn't laugh at them like that...

[discorderly]

But it's FUNNY!

[blamemysister]

I would imagine this is your own sake of tomfoolery, but I will play along.

I should have read up on history just in case, but I am far behind. Praytell what am I right now?

[Woona appears to be some kind of greco-roman legaitus of some kind. And she's sure she's also misspelled it.]

[discorderly]

Ohhhhhhhh! You're one of those little soldier ponies! Look how CUTE!

[blamemysister]

Well at least the armor fits. The townsfolk seem to be in some sort of unending upheaval at the moment.

[discorderly]

Oh, you hit one of the fun bits already?

[Visual]

[myhatdisablestraps]

Wait a second. What happened and why do they have ships?

And what can I do to help?

[Daring Do isn't in the story, though, so it could be a little difficult for her to help.]

[discorderly]

Have you ever thought about WRITING fanfiction?

[As opposed to, you know. Starring.

He's seen things.]

[Visual]

[myhatdisablestraps]

I've written research papers before, but never stories. There has to be some way to undo this curse. Where was the scroll bought? I can try and track down its original location.

[discorderly]

How should I know? Ask Two-Face in there, he had it.

[Visual]

[frozenmemories]

[Someone is a tiny harpy and is quite confused.]

Ship names? Why would we have ship names? I don't have a boat.

[discorderly]

QUICK - who's your best friend here?

[frozenmemories]

My sister and Rise-chan!

[discorderly]

...now, I'm going to do you a KINDNESS here and ignore that first part.

[discorderly]

CIRISE! Oh, that sounds WONDERFUL! Doesn't it just flow~?

[neighfeni]

["Hippeia" cocks her head at this, shifting her wings under the leather armor and shield and spear. What you talkin' 'bout, Willis Discord?]

'Ship names'? Why would we need 'em? Ah ain't even that good with boats...

[Like sister...like sister. Also thank you for not shipping her with Cirno.]

[discorderly]

[...wait. Those two aren't biologically related, are they?]

Morganee? Nephorgan? Hmmmmmmmmm...I think one of you had better just change it.

[neighfeni]

[Well...no. But do you really want to go there? I mean, she's a sister to two of the Fluttershies that have been/are here, too...]

...What, it's a name to represent us?

[She has to think about that for a moment.]

...Huh. Never heard o'that before...the first one don't sound too bad...wait, change what?

[discorderly]

Why, your NAMES, of course! Tell me, do you think you're more attached to yours than he is to his?