VI Juliform

[discorderly]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Discord, it appears, is very amused by the latest happenings in town.]

Reading right out loud from a magic scroll? ROOKIE MISTAKE! Now, I'm not going in there to get you, so don't ask. You're simply going to have to work your way through the plot like all the other adorable little fictional characters!

...WELL. Maybe I should say historical.

Anyway, now that you're all characters, who wants to hear their shiiiiiiiiiip names~?

Comments

[strengthinkindness]

Y...Y-You...? You're the villain in the story?

[Though really, she should probably should have expected that. Who else could have been considered villainous in a story from so long ago?]

[discorderly]

[. . . . .]

Youuuuuuuuuuu mean you didn't...know that...?

[strengthinkindness]

W-Well...no...I-I don't...think of you as a villain anymore, so...I guess it just never occurred to me...

[discorderly]

Oh...

[discorderly]

Well! I MAY have infected his entire village with the cutie pox to BEGIN with!

[strengthinkindness]

Hmm...I guess I could see why you'd be considered the villain then...

But the cutie pox...there is a cure for that, isn't there?

[She'd been looking, but so far she hadn't found anything.]

[discorderly]

I suppose.

But it's so much FUN! You all get a bunch of new cutie maaaaarks, you get to do completely random things...

[strengthinkindness]

But it's so exhausting for them, isn't it? They can't control it all the things they do...

[discorderly]

No! They really can't!

[strengthinkindness]

...Discord. That's a bad thing.

[discorderly]

Are you sure? Because I think it might be a HILARIOUS thing.

[strengthinkindness]

Discord.

[discorderly]

Whaaaaaat? I can't undo it now!

...well, I could, but I doubt you'd enjoy what happened to the fabric of space and time.

[strengthinkindness]

...

Yes, I suppose you're right.

[At least he's being considerate about that.]

Could the ones who got pulled into the story get infected with cutie pox?

[discorderly]

Well...it IS fictional cutie pox. Possibly not!

[strengthinkindness]

Mm...I guess that's something.

[That meant there was still a chance though. Best to find that cure for cutie pox as quickly as possible.]

[discorderly]

If they DO, it won't come out with them anyhow. You can't just go in books and drag things OUT - or we'd have more Daring Dos than we do!

Fanfillies can be like that, you know.

[strengthinkindness]

[She bit back a smile. Yeah, she could see that happening.]

Mm...That's a good point...

[discorderly]

Don't worry so much! I was the most dangerous thing by far in there, and you know I don't just leap about killing ponies willy-nilly!

[strengthinkindness]

Mm...that's true...

[And that really did make her feel better. But she knew that accidents could happen too.]