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[The scroll is being held so it provides a view of a large cylindrical wooden structure, along with 21 using his mechanical wings to hammer something near the top. 24 begins to speak.]

It sounds like some of you have been working up an appetite.

[His voice gets louder.]

Hey, 21, have you heard that going into battle for your Princess can make you hungry?

Oh, really? I wouldn't know about that.

So since we didn't have anything else to do, we thought we'd give you ponies something to look forward to after you're done shaking all those leaves off the trees.

Look out for Equestria's Largest Hamburger and Equestria's Largest Glass of Cider!

Coming soon to a Ponyville Park near you!

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We got a good Samaritan over here.

Wow, I don't think I've ever met one of those before.

I cannot allow such atrocity to stand!

[Now he's looking at the background, trying to figure out where they are.]

I believe it falls to me to bring you two to justice in the interest of preventing anything unpleasant from befalling those cows.

[Okay, 21 just cracks up at that. Are they seriously being threatened by a pony who wants to defend the rights of cows? What a weird situation.]

I was wrong. We don't have a good Samaritan. We have an honest to god superhero here. We should get him an arch application.

Edited 2013-10-24 00:15 (UTC)

The Bovine Defender! Righter of Wrongs, Protester of McDonalds, Destroyer of Carnivores, Supporter of PETA.

Hey, does this mean we're villains now?

Does he have a sidekick? He could be The Bovine Boy.

It's about time.

No, no. The Cow boy!

That's awful.

It fits in well with all that everypony anypony somepony nopony crap everypony here does.

You just did it yourself.

I got into a rhythm.

[Oh, it's on. You want to see superhero? He'll give you superhero. Utsusemimaru's fooling around with something on his wrist...er, ankle, and now he's got a battery...]

Brave in!

[He'll stick that into the thing on his ~~ankle~~ and do a little transformation dance...]

Kyoryu change! FIRE!

[And now he's transformed into a superhero!]

The thundering hero, Kyoryu Gold! Vanquishing evil in Heaven's name!

[Yes, he struck a pose and somehow a multicolored explosion went off behind him, such are how his superhero physics work.]

I shall be there quickly to make certain you are not harming any innocents!

Did you just shoot off a confetti canon?

Oh cool, we've got a superhero with special effects.

Arching him would be so much cooler than arching Dr. Venture!

I'll bet he doesn't have a Brock Samson either.

Oh man, my spine is overjoyed at this news.

Maybe we'll get a laser light show instead of lasers. Trying to cut us in half.

Also a good thing! I don't think pony bodies can be acrobatic enough to dodge the lasers.

[Half of this is going right over Utsusemimaru's head, but he thinks he's followed along enough.]

I will have you know, I do not fight with lasers. I do, however, have this!

[How he is holding a sword with the helmet and the hooves and everything is really anyone's guess, but yeah. He has a sword.]

Oh, no lasers? Bummer.

Hey, hey, but he has a sword.

"By the power of Hoofskull!"

Heh, Hoofskull. Nice.

But dude, we don't really do swords. [whispered] We couldn't even handle a guy with a knife.

[also whispered] And the time with the spears in the library.

So uh...sorry Cow Boy. We'll have to decline your application. It's not you. It's us.

Edited (Tiny, tiny words) 2013-10-28 09:11 (UTC)

I am not applying for anything! I am merely declaring my intent to prevent you from going through with whatever it is you may do to those cows!

[He sounds half convicted, half confused.]