[Visual]

[buckleupforsafety]

[The scroll is being held so it provides a view of a large cylindrical wooden structure, along with 21 using his mechanical wings to hammer something near the top. 24 begins to speak.]

It sounds like some of you have been working up an appetite.

[His voice gets louder.]

Hey, 21, have you heard that going into battle for your Princess can make you hungry?

Oh, really? I wouldn't know about that.

So since we didn't have anything else to do, we thought we'd give you ponies something to look forward to after you're done shaking all those leaves off the trees.

Look out for Equestria's Largest Hamburger and Equestria's Largest Glass of Cider!

Coming soon to a Ponyville Park near you!

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What the hell?! Dude, no! I just don't freak out and force myself to believe in a myth about stupid storks in order to get over my squeamishness at the thought of... nature!

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm not freaking out. I'm just saying if I have the choice of talking about the ponies around me breeding or ignoring that it's a thing that ever happens, I'm taking ignoring!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But knowing whether or not they can interbreed lets us know whether it's one species with three races or three species!

[buckleupforsafety]

And where do dragons fit in?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know.

[buckleupforsafety]

If a pony and a dragon had a baby, it'd be like something out of The Fly.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Brundlepony?

[buckleupforsafety]

Where are the superscientists when you need 'em?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Back in a universe with fingers.

[buckleupforsafety]

Lucky bastards.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Heavy sigh.] Yeah.

[buckleupforsafety]

I'll bet they're eating hamburgers right now.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Without getting threatened by superheroes and... British jerkoffs.

[buckleupforsafety]

Smug British jerkoffs.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yes. That describes that guy perfectly.

[buckleupforsafety]

Smug with his...smugging.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

... Smugging.

[buckleupforsafety]

You know what I meant! It's not like I'm a writer. I barely passed the English section to get my GED.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, that's painfully obvious.

[buckleupforsafety]

Shut up.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Shutting up.

With a very smug look.]