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[The scroll shows a nice shot of the Agency, you know, that thing that's still here. Not that anyone could blame anyone for forgetting about it, it doesn't look like it's been tidied up in some time. But it's on the scroll, so you just know that means it's suddenly important now.

And look! There's a sign being straightened out and everything! Moving on its...own. Somehow... There doesn't appear to be any magical glow, so something has to be moving it...

Before anyone gets an answer, Teddie finally shows up on the feed.]

Well well well, looks like Teddie's the big bear in charge now! That's all fine and dandy, I am a man, after all. So then, from now on I'll be taking on every and all mysteries! Missing a sock? I'll use my amazing bear powers to track it down! Wanna know if ponies even wear socks?! I'll figure that one out, too! There isn't anything too big or too small! At Junes, everyday is customer appreciation day!!

[Wow, that...isn't programmed into him or anything.]

I'll be here until I get bored, so if I'm not around, just leave a memo with my lovely~ assistant.

[The feed pans to Teddie's turtle, who is for whatever reason both outside and behind a typewriter. She takes a bite out of the piece of paper before it goes back to Teddie.]

Until then, my honeys~ ♥

[...Oh dear lord, those are cockroaches moving the sign, aren't they?]

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Only mystery I want solved is how such a big nerd ended up the head of something.

[Man Teddie just look at this smart mouthed pig, giving you lip.]

Edited 2015-08-29 16:06 (UTC)

[Wait a minute, pigs don't talk...]

...Pokey?!

[Yeah, they do have more important things, like Calice, but...he can control cockroaches like she can control bees!?]

...Well, I can help you out with finding out about if ponies wear socks!

Oh, well, erm...that was just my amazingly creative sample. Now, if someone pays me to find out about socks, I'd be all over it!

[It's all about them bits.]

Until then, we can't just go about giving away every mystery~

...Oh. I was just going to give you the answer.

N-Noo, you can't! Then how the heck is anyone gonna pay me for the answer?!

...I could tell you in secret and then have everyone pay you to give it to them!

Hey, Wizard Bear! Nice to see you again! [He won't mind being called that, right? If not, too bad.] How does it feel to be running a business on your own?

[LONELY AND HEARTBREAKING.]

G-Good?

[Well, I mean, that's close to lonely and heartbreaking.]

Yeah! So good! I could do this forever if I felt like it! And then some.

[Feena chuckles. She can't help it, he's just too cute.]

Good to hear. But I know hard work can make you hungry. Say, I was about to head to Sugarcube Corner. Would you like me to bring you an ice cream?

[O-Oh, that's...that's someone offering him free ice cream. Unprovoked. What is this feeling he's feeling right now?]

You'd really do that for lil ol' me? Not that I'm about to say no, but what's the occasion~?

There has to be an occasion for someone to do something nice for someone?

[...Well, when you're offering to do something for someone you've hardly spoken to before, yeah, that's usually how it works, Feena.]

I don't think there should be, but that's usually how that kinda stuff works.

[IT'S THE LAW.]

It's a real shame that's usually how it is. But I'm not like most people who think that way. So, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

[ Kyouko's offscreen, meanwhile, petting one of the little cockroaches. When you get past the gross factor, they're oddly cute. ]

Mebbe we can jus' outsource mysteris ta these fellas. They seem smart enough. [ Kyouko no. ]

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