mylittlejamjar | otherworldly offenses [visual]

[Once again, Strong Bad is here. It's almost like he's only been gone for like a day or something. And he's complaining, so pretty much nothing has changed.]

Hey, all y'all from the gem-rock superfriend squad made it back here, right? I saw everybody hopping on a bus and I tried to draw up some rocket skates to catch up with you, but one of y'alls got a foot made of lead. Luckily our magical horse-friend was nice enough to come back for me.

So I'm back. And I wasn't gone that long in horsetown time, but for me it's been a couple of weeks. Lemme see if I still got the situation down: barrier down, new tree, new princess, we're speeding to the final throwdown?

...and I've gone from having awesome power to being a completely non-magic horse again. THAT helps. Seriously, though---I dunno if you heard already, but here's what we've gotta stick to: keep your muscles ripped, but your friendships...not-ripped. So I'm still working on my moves, but I figure what's more important is getting to know y'all again. Making up for lost time.

To those ends: I've fixed up the old slamatorium if anyone wants to roll around in the dirt, and if you'd rather hang, I've got some soy rinds and a couch. Can't believe I'm stuck eating this bird food again, but...it's surprisingly not-that-awful.

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['Gem-rock superfriend squad'? What on earth is he talking about? Where... where exactly did he go? If Strong Bad went anywhere, Feena certainly didn't know about it.]

...Strong Bad? Um...

[This is really worrying Feena. Is... is Strong Bad okay? What's going on? Did he hit his head or something?]

[Why is she giving him that look? Hey, he's glad she's still here!]

What? Did I miss another crisis and a half?

...Noooo? [It's dragged out, as if unsure how to respond. One of Feena's brows are raised in confusion.] No crisis, just... people who have left coming back, that's all.

Yeah, I got that part. I met up with Marty again, and I was gonna go see somebody else when all of a sudden I barged through a hole and ended up someplace else for a few months.

...A few months? But... I think the last time I saw you was... a week ago or so?

I'm thinking it's one of those year-outside hour-inside deals. Like...it's been a while for me, but I wasn't gone that long here.

It's enough to make my head spin.

Mine, too... mine, too.

[It makes her head hurt just trying to comprehend. In the end, she decides it's probably best not to, and just let it go for now. The pony shakes her head, then smiles.]

So! You're wanting to start up wrestling again? Think you can teach me a few moves?

You want to learn?

[His eyes light up.]

Then you've come to the right place! I'll have you crushing the enemies beneath your hooves in no time at all. But first you'll need a mask...and fortunately I think we know a guy.

...Do I have to wear a mask?

...okay, you don't gotta. But don't go letting Kafei hear you say that.

Ya don' get on th'bus, it'll leave without ya. Simple as tha'.

Hey, th'pony said we had worlds ta save, I wasn' abou' ta wait around cause someone hit the snackbar too hard th'night b'fore!!

That was still uncalled for. You knew I wouldn't blow her off!

[Yeah, he's e bit agitated, but it's clear he's just here to help. He cares about you all too much to let go now.]

How was I supposedta know th'wormhole wouldn' close!!

We waited fer a bit. Ya didn' show up!

[ They waited about twelve seconds. ]

Yeah, well...fine. Whatever. Not like y'all can get rid of me now.

Wasn' gonna get rid'a ya. Shit.

Glad ya made it.

Yeah, just...next time I'm driving.

[He's smiling. It's okay.]

Yer too short.

I can make myself as big as I want now. Just...as soon as I get my powers back.

Ya can, huh? Cause I lost all my powers when I got here. All my new ones, anyway.

...yeah, me too. But it'll come back when we get back, right? I'll motor through, and then we'll finally see what's out of town.

Ya mean, back ta Waverly?

Uh... yeah, prob'ly. [ She hasn't really thought that hard about the process of leaving Equestria again.

And isn't sure if she wants to. ]

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