[THWAP! Handy slams the paper open on the ground, standing with a forehoof on either page as he reads like the wind, brow deeply furrowed. He's skimming, watching for the word 'changeling' with righteous fury ready to boil over as soon as he sees it. When he reaches the bottom of the page without seeing it, he frowns and flicks his eyes upward to start over -- but lifts his head and glares at Hain instead.]

That's -- I don't even have words for how stupid that is. You would have to invent a word, a new word, to say how completely stupid that is.