[He'll give Dan the first point, he doesn't understand the second, and the third, well, that's entirely a mischaracterization!]

I'm not a lunatic! Nor do I happen to live in a tower. I occupy a perfectly respectable flat in Mayfair, thank you very much.

[And he's really not getting anywhere with this. At least Dan doesn't appear to be bent on murdering one of the princesses now. Bertie huffs.]

In any case, Dan, welcome to Ponyville. You'll find me at the commune, as mentioned, should you wish to collect for that drink. Tinkerty tonk! [And he means it to sting as he rolls up the scroll before a response can be made.]