[Slings and arrows he can take given that many of them are well-deserved, but putting him in the same category as Zetta? Bertie knows it's a bad idea, but he can't help writing back in indignation.]
Ms. Rarity,
While I fully appreciate that what I did to Ms. Fluttershy was horrid, I would ask you to reconsider counting me in the same group as an evil overlord bent on the takeover and destruction of your world. That's just a bit harsh. Apart from that I am trying to patch things up with Ms. Fluttershy and wish you the very best in your costuming endeavors.
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Ms. Rarity,
While I fully appreciate that what I did to Ms. Fluttershy was horrid, I would ask you to reconsider counting me in the same group as an evil overlord bent on the takeover and destruction of your world. That's just a bit harsh. Apart from that I am trying to patch things up with Ms. Fluttershy and wish you the very best in your costuming endeavors.
Sincerely,
B. W. Wooster