01 | Visual

[vexedbittysnake]

[When the scroll's video feed opens, at first, it looks as though nothing is there. That lasts up until the point at which a tiny purple snake slithers into view from the top of the feed, his little tongue flicking in and out of his mouth in annoyance. As he slithers more into view, it also becomes evident that he has a tiny pair of skeletal black wings. He's peering into the scroll curiously.]

Can't say I ever thought hell was going to be like this.

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[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

[Hearing his own name like that makes the little snake fall off of the scroll. Not that this seems to bother him; he's too focused on getting angry again.]

What did you DO?!

[Cute animals, colorful ponies, sure, blaming Fluttercruel seems to be the thing to do, why not?]

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel's going to pretty much ignore that question.]

'Shy thinks you look so adorable~. And you know what? I think I'm inclined to agree!

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

I am NOT adorable!

[There is a bit of agitated flailing and hissing at this.]

I'm probably POISONOUS!

[Spoilers: he's not.]

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

[Sorry, Fluttercruel's too busy laughing at the agitated flailing around to say anything right now.]

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

[There is more angry hissing at that, and he's just going to wait for her to finish since there's not much else he can do.]

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

[It takes a while though and Fluttercruel eventually recovers. However, amusement is still on her face.]

D- did you think up that dance just now? What- what do you call it?

[Fluttercruel devolves into uproarious laughter yet again. This is too easy.]

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

[He's angry enough to try to lunge at her through the scroll, and he only succeeds in bonking his nose on the paper.]

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel calms down again.]

Ah... We needed that, Assy.

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

[There's an irritated hiss.]

Don't call me that!

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

Sure thing. Assy.

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

[There's more hissing and sputtering and he's now trying to find the off button or whatever it is you use on this scroll to ragequit hang up.]

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

What the buck are you trying to do?

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

I'm trying to turn this thing off!

[Stupid lack of stupid fingers messing with his ragequit.]

[Video]

[cruel_kindness]

Oh, that's easy. You just lick it.

[Messing with Asakura is fun!]

[Video]

[vexedbittysnake]

[Have a very suspicious glare.]

You lick it.