01 | Visual

[vexedbittysnake]

[When the scroll's video feed opens, at first, it looks as though nothing is there. That lasts up until the point at which a tiny purple snake slithers into view from the top of the feed, his little tongue flicking in and out of his mouth in annoyance. As he slithers more into view, it also becomes evident that he has a tiny pair of skeletal black wings. He's peering into the scroll curiously.]

Can't say I ever thought hell was going to be like this.

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[vexedbittysnake]

Flying? I've been able to do that.

[There's a demonstrative flutter, and he's hovering in midair with those scrawny wings like an old pro.]

At least I'm not stuck eating grass.

[mechmadeoflove]

[He frowns. Low blow.]

And so was I. I'm just kind of jazzed about flyin' under my own POWER, but bacon, chicken and goat might have been too high a price.

Look, I'm tryin' to help you out. I know this might be the most confusin' part of this entire ordeal, but it's the sol-damned truth.

[vexedbittysnake]

[There's a huffy little hiss.]

I don't need any help.

[Even if things are confusing and he's irritated. He's just bad at accepting help of any sort...and quite unused to it actually being offered to him.]

[mechmadeoflove]

When you're willing to accept any, you know who to call.

[Did... did that pegasus just hang up on you?]