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[vexedbittysnake]

[When the scroll's video feed opens, at first, it looks as though nothing is there. That lasts up until the point at which a tiny purple snake slithers into view from the top of the feed, his little tongue flicking in and out of his mouth in annoyance. As he slithers more into view, it also becomes evident that he has a tiny pair of skeletal black wings. He's peering into the scroll curiously.]

Can't say I ever thought hell was going to be like this.

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[Visual]

[vexedbittysnake]

[There's more hissing.]

You'd BETTER be.

[Hiss, hiss, HE IS A SCARY SNAKE, OKAY and totally unused to not being able to get all up in people's face and be intimidating like this.]

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[robotfightclub]

[She almost feels sorry for him.]

Maybe you should put the scroll away before you hurt yourself.

[Visual]

[vexedbittysnake]

So what if I WANT to hurt myself?

[He's just that contrary.]

[Visual]

[robotfightclub]

[...]

Well, don't let me stop you.

[Visual]

[vexedbittysnake]

[He is just so angry right now that there's a little noise of consternation, and he's beating his head on a nearby rock.

...and that little snake just got so worked up, he managed to knock himself out.]