[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay. It has been days and I really need to know how horses are supposed to take off their clothes. Particularly horses without any kind of magic or wings.

Seriously, I've been wearing the exact same clothes since I got here. I'm starting to smell like day three of Comic Con.

Comments

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Are you getting a colt?

Do you need some cough stirrup? You do sound a little hoarse.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

I could use a glue factory right about now.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Lame!

Okay, you whinny. For what it's girth, I'm sorry, but I canter race what's been said.

But really, I'm dun now.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

You're really enjoying this, aren't you?

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I do get a kick out of it.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

Well, you can pay me back for the torture with the answer to your question when you get it.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I might have a guy who can work scissors coming over.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

Yeah, that's always a great idea. Let the guy who's using scissors with his teeth cut your clothes off you.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

He's a unicorn. I think he's going to use magic, not his teeth.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

Is he new here like us?

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Probably. He said he knew what Comic-Con is.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

So you're trusting the guy who's going to use scissors with magic powers he got two days ago. That's muuuuch better!

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, we live in a land of magical coloured horses now. I'm pretty sure if I got hurt there'd be another horse that could heal me.

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

With bubble gum and fairy dust?

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Seriously? Have you not seen these horses do - we are talking on scrolls right now and you don't think these horses could heal a scissor-scratch?

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

They're inanimate objects! Not fleshy parts.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Magic isn't limited to internet papers!

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

But just because someone can text on their new cell phone doesn't mean I want them to take out my gall bladder!

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh my God! You are making such a big deal out of this! All I want is for someone to come over and cut off my body armor and maybe this dumb spandex (or whatever the black parts of their outfit is idk) off of me, I'm not asking for a triple heart bypass!

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

All right. All right.

If you come out of it not bleeding, send him my way.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, we'll see.

[He probably will, since he doesn't want 24 to stink up the park or whatever.]

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

[Saddest hobo pony under the picnic table, stink lines all coming off him.]

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Somehow smelling of cheap wine even though there isn't any in Ponyville yet]

[not commenting and is only listening but]

[polyturtle]

[Seriously, when the shell did he become Jimmy Olsen]