News From the Front - Visual

[forwantofapartycannon]

Hey guess what everypony? Your aunt Pinkie Pie started dating this week! I'm totally hitched with one miss not-really-but-totally-is-Twilight-from-another-world.

Wow, that means between Flash and I, we've nabbed two Twilgihts for the price of one! This requires a party!

I wonder if AJ has any of that special cider that she keeps talking about back home here in Equestria... Sounds good actually.

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Re: [Visual]

[angry_jerk]

STOP DANCING! IF YOU DON'T STOP, WE'LL ALL DIE DANCING!

[threadjack]

[sailorlaughter]

Awwww, Dan, it's not dangerous! But if you're really worried about it...

[The music begins. There is no safer dance.]

[angry_jerk]

STOP IT YOU MAYBE-TWO! YOU'RE ENCOURAGING IT!

PONIES WILL NOT DANCE WHEN THEY WANT TO. THEY WILL ENSURE THEIR FRIENDS JOIN THEM, NEVER LEAVING THEM BEHIND. THEY WILL BECOME HUSKS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES, WITH DANCING THE ONLY THING LEFT THEIR WARPED MINDS CAN PROCESS.

AND THANKS TO YOUR EFFORTS, NONE WILL SURVIVE.

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh you silly thing! Dances break out in Ponyville like at least once a week!

[angry_jerk]

OH GOD IT'S TOO LATE.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.