[Visual]

[got_style]

[A new face! And he's not happy. It's not that he's freaking out or furious or anything just... He's so done.]

Y'know, this was cute for about a minute or two. And I gotta hand it to you: This is one of the more creative kidnapping plots I've ever seen. So Kudos for that. I can tell you put a lotta work in it, baby!

The branding thing, though? If that was supposed to be funny, I am not laughing. Listen, you've got one hour to undo this weird little fairytale ransom of yours, or... well. Let's just say things ain't gonna turn out good for you. Trust me, you'd rather be dealin' with me than my bosses. This ain't gonna fly with them.

Oh, and one more thing? Work on your themeing. Whether you're goin' the hero route or villain, I don't really care... But this whole unicorn torture thing is about as intimidating as a baby butterfly.

Anyway, call back. It's in your best interests.

Comments

[Visual]

[brightestspark]

[An orange mouse peers into his scroll.]

I'm afraid the new form you have acquired cannot be undone, sir.

[Visual]

[got_style]

[That's... adorable. Viceroy seems to soften for a moment before snapping back to his frustration.]

Uhuh, I don't buy it. If it can be done, it can be UNdone!

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[brightestspark]

As far as I know, it can't be undone.

[Rung tilts his head, whiskers twitching.]

But it looks as though you're a unicorn! I believe they have the capability of magic. At least, that's what I've been told.

[Visual]

[got_style]

Pff, not with that attitude.

[If no one's gonna help him, he might have to figure it out by himself. No big deal.]

Yeah, I figured out that much. [He wiggles the scroll around in midair to prove it.]

I gotta say, the telekinesis is a real plus.. But y'know, I can't just walk into work like this...

[Wait a minute.]

Hey. Where uh, where exactly am I?

[brightestspark]

[Rung stares for a moment, he hadn't seen magic in action yet. Wow. But he snaps out if it and readresses the unicorn.]

You're in the land of Equestria. It's main inhabitants consisting of ponies.

I'm rather new here myself. And still adjustibg to this new form of mine. But you look like you're adjusting pretty well to your own.

[got_style]

"Equestria"? That's cute.

[He actually manages to crack a smile. This is so dang goofy.]

What can I say? I'm a fast learner. When'd you wind up here?

[brightestspark]

I've been here about four days.

Oddly enough, everyone has been rather kind for the most part.

[got_style]

That's good to know.. All things considered, this coulda been a lot worse. I'm guessin' you weren't a mouse before, either?

[brightestspark]

[Someone with optimism about the whole ordeal! He is taking it rather well. But Rung shakes his head and stares down at himself.]

No I wasn't. I was a Cybertronian. [He pauses. Seeing as everyone was from different worlds, they may not know what a Cybertronian is.]

A giant alien robot, in other words.

[got_style]

[SPUTTER CHOKING]

[His voice jumps an octave, which is impressive considering that it's usually pretty high anyway.]

Y-you're a what?

[brightestspark]

[He furrows his brows, he didn't mean to startle him...]

A giant alien robot.

[And now he is a small mouse. Ironic.]

[got_style]

[He clears his throat, a little embarrassed. But seriously, how often do you get to talk to a giant alien robot? Or.. talk to a mouse, even. But the robot part is WAY cooler.]

It's just- Pardon my enthusiasm, but I build robots myself.

[brightestspark]

[Rung tilts his head to the side.]

For what purpose?

[got_style]

Mad science. I'm in the super-villain business.

[Aaaand this is why he's not allowed to answer the phones there. Absolutely no shame.]

[brightestspark]

[W-What?]

Why are you a super-villain? [He seemed like an actual pretty good guy. Then again, he's barely even spoken to him.]

[got_style]

Because I'm good at it.

[He waves a hoof dismissively.]

But don't worry, I'm not workin' right now. ...In fact, I could consider this a bit of a vacation! Ooh, this keeps getting better and better.

[brightestspark]

[Oh that's a relief.]

Ah, yes! A vacation for a super villain is probably for the best. Especially here.

It's rather bright and relaxing.

[got_style]

So it seems! As nice as it is, I really can't stay here. Well... for too long, at least. They're gonna need me back eventually.

[Torn between responsibilities and extended stay in a magical land. On the one hoof, if he takes too long McFist and the Sorcerer will get nothing done and just make themselves angrier than usual. But on the other hoof, he only gets one day of vacation a year.]

Maaaaybe I'm not in as much of a rush as I thought.

[brightestspark]

I'd say take all the time you need if you're not in a rush.

[His own hands fidget.]

While this place is rather welcoming, I would like to return back to my duties at home.

[got_style]

Then I'll take my time with it. You can't rush perfection, after all~ B'sides, I'm gonna have to figure out turning back and getting home. Not really something you can throw together in a night.

Hm, yeah? What sorta duties have you got waiting for you?

[brightestspark]

Oh, a ship of around two hundred or so Cybertronians. I act as the ship's therapist.

[got_style]

Therapy? Must be a real handful.. Still, it sounds exciting to me. But that might just be 'cause I'm interested in the whole Cybertronian thing.