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[got_style]

[A new face! And he's not happy. It's not that he's freaking out or furious or anything just... He's so done.]

Y'know, this was cute for about a minute or two. And I gotta hand it to you: This is one of the more creative kidnapping plots I've ever seen. So Kudos for that. I can tell you put a lotta work in it, baby!

The branding thing, though? If that was supposed to be funny, I am not laughing. Listen, you've got one hour to undo this weird little fairytale ransom of yours, or... well. Let's just say things ain't gonna turn out good for you. Trust me, you'd rather be dealin' with me than my bosses. This ain't gonna fly with them.

Oh, and one more thing? Work on your themeing. Whether you're goin' the hero route or villain, I don't really care... But this whole unicorn torture thing is about as intimidating as a baby butterfly.

Anyway, call back. It's in your best interests.

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[brightestspark]

[An orange mouse peers into his scroll.]

I'm afraid the new form you have acquired cannot be undone, sir.

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[trustme]

Don't count on a call back from whoever or whatever brought you here. The details of our cross-dimensional kidnapping are still under investigation. Our main suspect of sorts is not a very talkative individual either.

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[robotfightclub]

[You know what this needs? More adorable animals.]

Pretty sure baby butterflies are called caterpillars...

[Look! See! She knows a little about Earth animals after all. No one say otherwise.]

And if you or anyone else can find a way to undo this in an hour, I'll eat my helmet.

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[holyfight]

Ooh, that sounds dangerous!

I don't think anyone is going to let you go from this place, though...

[callmeyork]

Kudos for not immediately freaking out. That tends to be... something like 80% of "newcomer" transmissions.

Though you're probably going to be waiting a lot longer than an hour... the Pale Pony tends not to take inquiries very readily.

[bluesuit_hoofy]

So what sort of business are you in that you expect to be kidnapped and turned into a unicorn? Inquiring minds want to know.