An Inappropriate Prank, 100,000 hz [video]

[controledfreak]

[Good October everyone. Is everybody enjoying the middle of the month? Yggy certainly is though as she appears on the scroll her eyes appear disinterested and distant. Her tone, on the other hand is disdainful, perhaps even... destructive.]

Attention, everyone.

I have grown tired of this world.

I think I will destroy it.

[She stops to stare at her scroll before smiling, a big, broad smile that is completely without positive emotion.]

If you wish to stop me, I will be waiting in the building with the bell.

((OOC: the chances of her even coming close to following through with this is equal to Discord making sense.]

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[noxequus]

[A couple of months ago? Luna would've been the first to sound a call to arms.

Now, though? She knows how overlords work a little better. Has been somewhat tempering herself with Netherworld-styled "evil". The fact that she can hear Zetta complaining a few rooms over helps, too.

So her tone is nothing but vaguely amused.]

How, pray-tell? Meteors raining from the heavens? A plague of fire and locusts? Surely you cannot intend to devour it; that is the modus operandi of another cosmic terror scourging upon this land. T'would be cliche, and derivative.

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[controledfreak]

[Ah. Her. Again. Her tone becomes much more serious and off-putting. Still, if she is going to be addressed, she may as well return in kind.]

You are challenging me for proof of my claim? Are you certain you wish to be tempting me so?

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[noxequus]

I am inquiring out of curiosity. After all, a good portion of malevolence is style.

[Says the pony wearing a miniskirt.]

And in order to be taken as a threat, I have learned that one must pose that threat accurately.

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[controledfreak]

I believe those conventions are truly only intended to promote failure. However, as I am being suitably challenged.

[She closes her eyes and her horn glows an eerie purple. Her eyes move a bit and her horn bobs as she prods, pries, and searches for Luna's location. Ah... yes.]

[Her eyes open and she looks at Luna curiously. Then... she'd find that the ground at her feet begins to quake. It's severe enough to be noticeable, but light enough not to cause any lasting harm.]

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[noxequus]

[Well then. That certainly gets Luna's attention, and a less pleasant look from the alicorn. Yggy arrived only recently, but could it have been someone like her that caused the incident in the last year's Running of the Leaves?]

Consider it not a promotion of failure, but a self-imposed handicap. If one simply coasts through life, they will stagnate. The only way to grow is to continue to challenge your own limits.

It is an aspect of living that I believe you are growing accustomed to.

[If she really wanted to destroy Equestria, she either would have without posting this on the scrolls, or would have been talked out of it by Discord, and thus would not have posted this on the scrolls.

The fact it is an open challenge is, itself, a bluff. One that Luna neither calls nor falls for, as of yet.]