An Inappropriate Prank, 100,000 hz [video]

[controledfreak]

[Good October everyone. Is everybody enjoying the middle of the month? Yggy certainly is though as she appears on the scroll her eyes appear disinterested and distant. Her tone, on the other hand is disdainful, perhaps even... destructive.]

Attention, everyone.

I have grown tired of this world.

I think I will destroy it.

[She stops to stare at her scroll before smiling, a big, broad smile that is completely without positive emotion.]

If you wish to stop me, I will be waiting in the building with the bell.

((OOC: the chances of her even coming close to following through with this is equal to Discord making sense.]

Comments

[misplacedxsheath]

And just what do you intend to do afterward? You think the wreckage of a dead world would be any more pleasant to live in?

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[discorderly]

[Strangely, the bell in that building seems to have an engraving of a draconequus on it.

He's eating some popcorn.]

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[firstofthefallen]

[A different form from the first time it spoke. A stronger, more chaotic form than the first time.]

Mmmm.

No.

I don't really think such precocious behavior suits your kind.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

[Oh, look who has enough strength back to yell.]

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[mostcolorfulepithets]

[Littlepip bursts into the building with the bell soon after the message ends with a few large rocks in tow.]

Where are you!?

[superstylishsquid]

*Normally this would be where he plays peanut gallery, mocking the villain's amateur mistakes and poking fun at the cliches and who are we kidding, he's going to do it anyway even if he can't even fly.*

Nice job letting everypony know about your plan. Looking forward to seeing how that works out for you.

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[adandyinspace]

[That isn't very friendship.]

You're gonna have to be a little more specific, baby, there's more than one building with a freakin' bell on it.

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[bluesuit_hoofy]

I think we would all really rather you didn't.

[Who is this, anyway?]

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[strengthinkindness]

[She doesn't waste time with the scroll. Not this time. And even though she knew there was nothing she could do, she still came on her own, without her Digimon, even hesitantly as she entered the building.]

H...H-Hello...?

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[nailed_it]

[Far from looking scared or even confused, Yang looks...amused?]

You're joking right?

[Maybe she's just new around here but that's a pretty grandiose statement to make to the general public, don't you think?]

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[noxequus]

[A couple of months ago? Luna would've been the first to sound a call to arms.

Now, though? She knows how overlords work a little better. Has been somewhat tempering herself with Netherworld-styled "evil". The fact that she can hear Zetta complaining a few rooms over helps, too.

So her tone is nothing but vaguely amused.]

How, pray-tell? Meteors raining from the heavens? A plague of fire and locusts? Surely you cannot intend to devour it; that is the modus operandi of another cosmic terror scourging upon this land. T'would be cliche, and derivative.

[trustme]

You must be joking! If you're bored, you leave this planet. Don't destroy it!

[tookalevelinbadass]

[Pippin looks truly horrified at what she said and can't find his voice at first. Yggy was odd and impolite but he had not pegged her for an evil world-destroyer.]

Wha- What do you mean? Are you really going to kill us all?

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[crapfully]

[Blink. Blink. That's a new one.]

...okay, great. So you know where the next nearest planet is, and how to unponify yourself?