Such Pony. Wow

[ms_perfection]

Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.

1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.

2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.

3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.

4. Call Nakia or Bruno.

Nope. Phone's not connecting.

5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.

Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.

[Inhale]

HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!

Smooth.

[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about italics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]

Comments

[punched_by_sisko]

No, no, no. Equestria. Say it with me now: E-Ques-tree-Ah!

[ms_perfection]

... John DeLancie is that you?

And uh, Equestria?

[punched_by_sisko]

It's Q. Though, you're the first one who hasn't called me "Discord". Cute.

Note to self: try to find that "John de Prancie" fellow for the movie.

Either way, yes, Equestria.

[ms_perfection]

Uh, why would I call you Discord? You... wait, Q?

ALERT, ALERT, STATUS RED. STAR TREKKING THE SECOND GEN ALERT.

Oh well, Equestria yeah. Huh, I guess that does make sense. Equus, horse, hah. Puns.

So um... if you're not DeLancie then are you really a... wait...

Wait...

WAIT.

Are you really from the world that has the ships and the flying and the awesome bald guy?

I think I heard this happened to the X-Men once!

[punched_by_sisko]

[And Q just laughs]

"Awesome bald guy"! Oh, wait until I tell Jean-Luc that! "Awesome bald guy". That's going to be my official nickname for him!

But, yes, I am the Q. Or, well, a Q, but I'm the more popular one if you'd like to put it that way.

[ms_perfection]

No way. SHUT UP. SHUT UP that is amazing!

I read it on the internet that a long time ago, the X-Men encountered a starship in another universe. It was blogged under their own school website.

[punched_by_sisko]

X-Men... X-Men... Oh, right, them. Particularly liked them, mostly because they had a guy who looked just like Jean-Luc, but with less hair.

[ms_perfection]

Oh you mean Charles Xavier. Yeah uh... bad things happened to him. [Everyone knew about him, hell, Kamala knew about him and he was dead. Darnit Scott.]

[punched_by_sisko]

Oh, dear, that's not good. Bad things always happen to the good people.

[I mean, look at Kirk, Mr. Dropped a Bridge on Him]

[ms_perfection]

Yeah. Scott Summers did it. And now he's on the run. Really bad stuff. I read the report on Charles Death too.

In any case, um, Q right? So this place, what is it? Other world? Weird plot by Skrulls? Galactus prepping the planet?