Such Pony. Wow

[ms_perfection]

Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.

1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.

2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.

3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.

4. Call Nakia or Bruno.

Nope. Phone's not connecting.

5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.

Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.

[Inhale]

HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!

Smooth.

[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about italics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]

Comments

[superstylishsquid]

I think you're pretty lucky the natives watching these things are pretty hard to spook.

[punched_by_sisko]

No, no, no. Equestria. Say it with me now: E-Ques-tree-Ah!

[kind_to_all]

Um... I'm sorry, but... I don't think that's actually possible...

[crescentxrose]

...Planet Unicorn?

(Is there a world like that? Ruby's pretty sure this isn't it.)

That might be another world you're looking for. This is actually Equestria, and are you someone from Beacon? Do you know any of my teachers?

[visual]

[notgivinguponyou]

Well, "Planet Unicorn" might be a bit unfair to call this place, considering there are also pegasi and regular ponies living here.

[Visual]

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah, hate to tell ya, but there's not exactly any rides out of pretty pony planet. Sucks to be you.

Slight change of plan...hehehehe

[warhorseofpower]

Calm yourself, young one.

[visual]

[weakbutwilling]

...Equestria. This is Equestria.

[keepcalmandflutteron]

Wow.

You know, there isn't a competition for it, but I think you just won the worst transition into this world award.

[Said the talking butterfly.]

[hf Kamala]

Voice

[nvcr]

Hello?

[...damn, that's one hypnotic smooth jazz baritone that's coming from your scroll just now.]

I don't think this is Planet Unicorn, but listen: it's perfectly normal to just wake up in an alternate dimension, with no clear idea of where you are and when you can leave. The best you can hope for is that there aren't any bears about.

The horse thing...not so much.

[discorderly]

Don't be ridiculous! [Discord points a claw at something above Kamala's head.] You aren't nearly tall enough to hit the yellow boxes.

[needsteaplz]

Nice to meet you, Kamala. I'm Saori. I don't mean to sound like a broken record but this isn't Planet Unicorn. Maybe it's some alternate version of it but it'd be hard to confirm for sure. I'm afraid this isn't a dream either though.

Despite all of that, at least you're not the only off worlder here. If you ever need help with anything, we'd be happy to help.