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Hey, guys, two big favors here: Where can I get someone who can shrink stuff and where can I find some real meat?

I got something from that auction from my world - a pair of old shoes I used once - and they're just a tad too big for me. Way too big. Like 'em smaller so I can run in them. And maybe grind of what I can find.

As for the meat? Seriously, I know you guys are horses, but snacking on gems has just no taste! And what you guys do for chili dogs is an outrage! CARROT chili dogs! If there's any crunch to my 'dog, I'd want it to be from the onions!

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Where all meat comes from, smart guy. Tiny animals. Happy hunting.

Sorry, I don't work that way.

...Then you don't get any meat.

Gotta be something around here that has a taste to it. I'd hit that bakery, but I don't think they'd appreciate someone like me wandering in.

Unless you're setting the place on fire, I don't think they're gonna care.

[Oh Sonic.]

I can still make you a pizza you know. Sure I can't add any meat toppings, but I can add gems or extra cheese.

As for shrinking stuff, there should be some unicorns around here that can help you out with that.

[Gems. Geh. Oh, well, live and learn.]

Eh, I guess it'll hafta do. At least I can find something to replace it. Sorry, going vegetarian isn't my style.

That's fine. I wouldn't expect you to become one since you're a dragon and not a pony.

[Since Tails has become a pony, he's started eating a lot more veggies than he used to. Sure he didn't eat meat very often, but he wasn't a vegetarian before. He's pretty used to it at this point.]

Though now that I think about it. How do you feel about Pineapple being used as a pizza topping? That might be a more appealing option than gems.

I suppose I could share my prey, couldn't I?

Ah... n-no thanks. I kinda like mine pre-packaged and all that.

You mean like how hotdogs get ground up aling with whatever bugs happen to be hanging around on the assembly line and get mixed up with all kinds of junk before being precooked and shaped into weiners?

Suit yourself. I like my meat fresh.

Otherwise you should talk to Ako. She has tofu burgers which taste just fine.

Edited 2014-01-29 00:37 (UTC)

Dude count your blessings. At least you can still eat meat. I've been a pony the last ten months. I'm eating dandelion salads when back home I could be enjoying a chicken whizzy.

Pretty sure that one of the unicorns can shrink shoes with their horn power. Try asking one of the local princesses.

...ouch, that's rough.

And I'll keep that in mind.

What's it like being a dragon? I would think it's better than being a pony though I do like the whole flying part of the pegasus gig.

First question: no idea.
Second question: try hunting in the forest. Meat is great and while horses CAN eat meat, it's ill advisable.

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