XTREEME #1 [visual]

[liefeldisgod]

[90s Kid comes on the scroll looking extremely uncomfortable. The fact that Dan of all people is reallllllyyy close to him probably has something to do with that.]

Hey uh, dudes? I’m having kind of a problem here…

The problem being he’s too handsome for his own good!

I’m not talking to you! Anyway uh, I found this pink arrow, I think it was one of Cupid’s? I was gonna take it back to him [he totally wasn’t stealing it to use for his own purposes] but I kinda tripped and it flew off…..

And a miracle occurred! Bringing me to my true love! It’s fate! The will of a higher power!

--No! He just started followin’ me around and he won’t leave me alone!

[Dan gasps and shakes his head a little.] How could I leave someone as amazing and pure as you alone, my sweet? If I did that…

[And out came the hatchet. It was only a matter of time.] SOMEONE MIGHT TRY TO TAKE YOUR BEAUTY AWAY FROM ME! AND WE BOTH KNOW I CAN’T HAVE THAT!

Dude, I like chicks, alright?! You’re really starting to wig me out!

People can change.

[90s Kid desperately tries to ignore Dan and looks back at the camera.] Look guys, can somebody get him away from me or something? He’s not listening to a word I say!

[Dan immediately gets closer into the frame (getting uncomfortably close to 90s Kid as he does so) and fixes the feed with a glare.] ANY OF YOU TRY AND TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME? AND I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.

[And then he embraces 90s Kid in a giant hug. 90s Kid’s face blanches and he looks toward the camera, his voice a pathetic, squeaky whisper.]

Help me…

Comments

[millionbitpipes]

Uh... [Okay that's weird enough to bring even Harvey down from his love-induced haze for a few seconds.] ...Dan? Look, kid, threatenin' folks with axes ain't really the best flirtin' method...

[He's sure 90s Kid would rather the attempts to flirt stopped entirely, but baby steps.]

[angry_jerk]

[He lets out a sound that suspiciously like a giggle.]

Well, first off, this is a hatchet. Not an axe. Get your weapons straight, pal.

Second, well, come on, look how well it's working!

[He grips 90s Kid harder, just to really ensure his true love can't get away really feels the love.]

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[verygassy]

. . .

Give me five minutes, I'll be right there.

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[twotonehoofbeast]

Ehehehe.

Really, that's the best you could do?

*Its not really sure who he's talking to, but at last Sollux is amused. Or is that a bad thing..?*

[liefeldisgod]

[Ghk...need...air...]

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[liefeldisgod]

Hurry! [D:]

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[liefeldisgod]

It's not funny, man!

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[twotonehoofbeast]

Its bucking hillarious.

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[verygassy]

[Sure enough...]

90's Kid!

[millionbitpipes]

He don't look happy. At all.

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[angry_jerk]

[He hisses loudly at her and grips 90s Kid harder.

He also waves around the hatchet a bit.]

You won't take him away from me!

[angry_jerk]

He'll come around!

[Stupidly confident in that statement.]

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[verygassy]

Oh, I'm not going to take him away.

[She advances.]

He's going to leave on his own volition - once I knock some sense into you!

[action]

[liefeldisgod]

Minako!

[He'd sigh of relief if he could breathe. Trying to push Dan away now...]

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[liefeldisgod]

Dude, no means no!

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[millionbitpipes]

He's chokin'.

Anyway, you shouldn't push him if he don't want it. [And he does not even realize how incredibly hypocritical he's being right now.]

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[angry_jerk]

[NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. He grips harder on 90s Kid, trying to keep him as close as possible. It might not be particularly effective, since Dan is shorter, less muscular, and overall less physically fit than 90s Kid. But hey, he can try.

He also takes the time to point the hatchet in Minako's direction. His eye twitches a little and he scowls at her angrily. He definitely looks even more unstable than usual.]

You're lying! You want him for yourself! You're just like everyone else, trying to take what's mine!

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[liefeldisgod]

Lemme go!

[He can push at least partially away but he can't get truly free. He may be bigger but he's so not stronger.]

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[holyfight]

[Orihime doesn't know either of these guys from Adam and doesn't know one of them is cursed, but she just has to throw her two cents in]

Go after your true love, Pony-san! Don't let anything stop you!

[crapfully]

[Strong Bad has busted out the popcorn today, and he is very glad he did.]

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Keep the camera rolling, this is comedy gold!

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[verygassy]

You heard him! Let him go!!

[angry_jerk]

SHUT YOUR INIMICAL, AUTHORITARIAN MOUTH! HE'S MINE AND MINE ALONE!

[angry_jerk]

Thank you random stranger! I certainly won't!

[liefeldisgod]

D-don't I get any say in this?! [flail flail]

[holyfight]

Don't you want to fall in love?

[Who wouldn't want to?]

[angry_jerk]

Oh, don't mind him. He's very shy! I'm just trying to bring out the love within him!

[liefeldisgod]

I don't mind falling in love but I'm not in love and I said no!

[liefeldisgod]

I DIDN'T CONSENT TO THIS! [flailing intensifies]

[liefeldisgod]

Oh thanks a lot!

[angry_jerk]

Ignore him, sweetie. He's just jealous!

[angry_jerk]

He does want it! He just doesn't know it yet!

[liefeldisgod]

. . .

[NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY]

[liefeldisgod]

Don't call me that! I'm not your boyfriend!

[millionbitpipes]

[NOPE NOT OKAY]

...alright, you're creepy, and I'm really gonna need you to back off the kid now.

[angry_jerk]

Why?! It's because you want him for yourself, right?! Well, he's mine! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!