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mylittlejamjar2014-02-14 08:24 pm
liefeldisgod) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-02-14 08:24 pm
XTREEME #1 [visual]
[90s Kid comes on the scroll looking extremely uncomfortable. The fact that Dan of all people is reallllllyyy close to him probably has something to do with that.]
Hey uh, dudes? I’m having kind of a problem here…
The problem being he’s too handsome for his own good!
I’m not talking to you! Anyway uh, I found this pink arrow, I think it was one of Cupid’s? I was gonna take it back to him [he totally wasn’t stealing it to use for his own purposes] but I kinda tripped and it flew off…..
And a miracle occurred! Bringing me to my true love! It’s fate! The will of a higher power!
--No! He just started followin’ me around and he won’t leave me alone!
[Dan gasps and shakes his head a little.] How could I leave someone as amazing and pure as you alone, my sweet? If I did that…
[And out came the hatchet. It was only a matter of time.] SOMEONE MIGHT TRY TO TAKE YOUR BEAUTY AWAY FROM ME! AND WE BOTH KNOW I CAN’T HAVE THAT!
Dude, I like chicks, alright?! You’re really starting to wig me out!
People can change.
[90s Kid desperately tries to ignore Dan and looks back at the camera.] Look guys, can somebody get him away from me or something? He’s not listening to a word I say!
[Dan immediately gets closer into the frame (getting uncomfortably close to 90s Kid as he does so) and fixes the feed with a glare.] ANY OF YOU TRY AND TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME? AND I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.
[And then he embraces 90s Kid in a giant hug. 90s Kid’s face blanches and he looks toward the camera, his voice a pathetic, squeaky whisper.]
Help me…
Hey uh, dudes? I’m having kind of a problem here…
The problem being he’s too handsome for his own good!
I’m not talking to you! Anyway uh, I found this pink arrow, I think it was one of Cupid’s? I was gonna take it back to him [he totally wasn’t stealing it to use for his own purposes] but I kinda tripped and it flew off…..
And a miracle occurred! Bringing me to my true love! It’s fate! The will of a higher power!
--No! He just started followin’ me around and he won’t leave me alone!
[Dan gasps and shakes his head a little.] How could I leave someone as amazing and pure as you alone, my sweet? If I did that…
[And out came the hatchet. It was only a matter of time.] SOMEONE MIGHT TRY TO TAKE YOUR BEAUTY AWAY FROM ME! AND WE BOTH KNOW I CAN’T HAVE THAT!
Dude, I like chicks, alright?! You’re really starting to wig me out!
People can change.
[90s Kid desperately tries to ignore Dan and looks back at the camera.] Look guys, can somebody get him away from me or something? He’s not listening to a word I say!
[Dan immediately gets closer into the frame (getting uncomfortably close to 90s Kid as he does so) and fixes the feed with a glare.] ANY OF YOU TRY AND TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME? AND I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.
[And then he embraces 90s Kid in a giant hug. 90s Kid’s face blanches and he looks toward the camera, his voice a pathetic, squeaky whisper.]
Help me…
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[Stupidly confident in that statement.]
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Anyway, you shouldn't push him if he don't want it. [And he does not even realize how incredibly hypocritical he's being right now.]
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[NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY]
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...alright, you're creepy, and I'm really gonna need you to back off the kid now.
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