Because Dental Health Is Super Important [visual]

[doublesthefun]

MY FELLOW EQUESTRIANS!

[Good morning! Princess Luna is on the scrolls, and she seems to be in Celestia's room. Its...very bright and golden, with several wall-sized bright mirrors behind the moon princess reflecting the light of the rising golden sun.

The room is also quite spotless, and everything is in order - including Celestia's crown, sitting very neatly on her bed pillows.]

It appears our sister has made a rather grievous mistake. Several days ago, she left a note for us, stating she was had to leave expeditiously, and was thus spending time with the Element bearers as part of an urgent, much-needed vacation. But it appears that in her haste to leave, she forgot something very important: her toothbrush and toothpaste!

[At this, a gold-plated mechanical toothbrush floated up into view.]

I know it is possible that she may have bought a travel toothbrush. And also a travel crown and clothing since she left those here too. Also her scroll since that is what we're using right now. And...actually, I don't think she bothered to pack anything. HOWEVER, travel clothing is easily obtained, and she perhaps wishes to be incognito, so leaving her crown makes sense. But travel toothbrushes are not as effective as regular toothbrushes!

This really cannot be stressed enough! Plus, it is oddly unlike her to forget such a basic essential as her toothbrush which cleans between her tooth crevasses so efficiently! And not cleaning them efficiently causes dreadful cavities! We doubt our sister would want to explain to her dentist that she ended up with such because she forgot to use her regular toothbrush for an extended period of time, correct?

If it is at all possible, would someone please relay this message of worry to our sister, in whatever guise she's decided on, so she might get a proper toothbrush? We...er, I'd greatly appreciate that.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

...So you've got the castle to yourself, huh?

[Zetta has missed both the point and the implications by an entire game or two, but what could be more important than a valuable chance to hit on the native Luna?]

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[doublesthefun]

For the moment, yes, Carl.

[You're hitting on her?]

[Vis, PRIVATE AS HELL]

[noxequus]

[This was worrisome. This was incredibly worrisome. Especially given what had happened to Rarity, and the fact that as far as she knew, neither native sister had heard from Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash...]

...We require an immediate status report.

[Vis, PRIVATE AS HELL]

[doublesthefun]

[Luna, meanwhile, does not seem too worried. Or, well, she's so used to it by now...]

You have not seen our sister?

[...Oh.]

There's been no rainbows here.

[its_pony_rider_time]

I'll go find her! I'm going to be headed out for a day or two. Which way did she go anyhow?

[doublesthefun]

I had been certain somepony in Ponyville might have been alerted to her presence. Or suspected it. But if she's not in Ponyville, then I can't tell you where she is.

[iron_mare]

...back up. Celestia's gone?!

[doublesthefun]

She is gone, yes. And she forgot her toothbrush!

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[foolish_seal]

She's gone?

[That was a bit worrisome. Something didn't seem right here.]

Did that note she left specifically say she was going on 'vacation'?

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[doublesthefun]

She did.

[At this, she picked up a letter.]

'Dear Luna, I apologize for not giving a proper heads-up, but it has come to my attention that I need to take a very urgent and much-needed vacation. I've decided I must spend it with the Element bearers, though I do not know if the Element bearers will realize I am among them. Please do not worry, I shall return to my full duties as soon as I can.

-Celestia.

P.S. Please give make sure the cake in the fridge goes to the surprise party for Li--'

. . .

[Blinks, then quickly puts the note away.]

Oh, uh, oops. Never mind that PS!

[kind_to_all]

Um... she also forgot the Element bearers.

[ gives a shaky wave ] We're all still here. In Ponyville. As far as I know, anyway...

[doublesthefun]

So I have been told. And...nopony out of the ordinary is there?

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie shall make it a point to relay that message to Princess Celestia.

...Trixie cannot help but wonder to what location Princess Celestia had made a temporary vacation in.

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[doublesthefun]

We're not entirely certain ourselves. We had thought Ponyville, but...who knows.

[Visual semi-threadjack]

[noxequus]

[It's... obvious at this point that this is the other Luna; like her native self had said, she looks significantly more tired out. Regardless...]

If she is not visiting with the element bearers in Ponyville, then it is possible she was referring to the ones abroad, the native Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. The whereabouts of the pegasus are as of yet unknown, but Pinkie Pie had gone to Great Bridle from what I have been told.

If your travels take you to Great Bridle, perhaps keep a look out.

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[crapfully]

...can't she use magic to blast the plaque and gingivitis out of her teeth?

I mean, if I had almighty powers, that's what I would do.

[Today in Missing the Point Special...]

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[noxequus]

[Let off-world Luna field this one, other self.]

Certainly, that is a use of almighty powers; however, one must be aware that almighty powers do not discriminate between plaque, gingivitis, or teeth. All would be blasted away with the sorcery of hygiene.

And we do not believe our sister would particularly enjoy gumming her food for the rest of her years.

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[sailorlaughter]

Maybe she went to see Other Me in Great Bridle?

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[doublesthefun]

Perhaps, but I do not know. She left rather quickly.

[weaponizedgems]

So, let me get this straight. Princess Celestia left on an impromptu vacation with some of our native selves, and she left her toothbrush and toothpaste.

And you're worried about her dental care.

[She arches a rather delicate eyebrow.]

Princess not to be disrespectful or anything, but, when was the last time you slept? This seems to be a rather silly thing to be suddenly worried about.

[doublesthefun]

I'd be less worried if I didn't know of my sister's insatiable sweet tooth. Believe me, its no laughing matter! Its a miracle she's not gotten cavities yet.

[superstylishstallion]

You mentioned to a couple of people that she might be playing, ahem, 'her best game of hide and seek' in disguise. She doesn't happen to have any way to keep people from reading her mind or emotions, does she?

[doublesthefun]

It is possible she could know a spell or two for that, but that would depend if she was going somewhere where...someone was going to...read her mind, I suppose.

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[magicalrealist]

...I may know where she went. You've heard about the native Rarity, right?

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[doublesthefun]

I have, Twilight Sparkle.

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[holyfight]

I don't think I've ever met her before, but if I see her around, I'll tell her about her toothbrush!

[She even gives a small salute]

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[doublesthefun]

Oh, thank you! It is a relief to know, particularly if my message can be given to her.

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[der_vogelfanger]

...Tooth...brush?

[Papageno has been introduced to a new concept today! He squints at his scroll, side-eying the contraption in question intensely.]

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[doublesthefun]

Yes. Her toothbrush.

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[selfmadespeedster]

If she's disguised do you have any idea what form she would take?

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[doublesthefun]

Generally, she favors gold or white in whatever disguise she's in. And ridiculous hairstyles, to accommodate her hair - she doesn't generally enjoy cutting it, even in disguise.

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[trustme]

Have you heard any word from her since? A message to let you know she arrived safely in Ponyville?

I don't think she has made contact with the Pinkies- I'm staying with them and I haven't seen the princess around here.

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[doublesthefun]

No, nothing.

But, it has come to my attention that she may not have gone to Ponyville, as a possibility.