mylittlejamjar | Because Dental Health Is Super Important [visual]

MY FELLOW EQUESTRIANS!

[Good morning! Princess Luna is on the scrolls, and she seems to be in Celestia's room. Its...very bright and golden, with several wall-sized bright mirrors behind the moon princess reflecting the light of the rising golden sun.

The room is also quite spotless, and everything is in order - including Celestia's crown, sitting very neatly on her bed pillows.]

It appears our sister has made a rather grievous mistake. Several days ago, she left a note for us, stating she was had to leave expeditiously, and was thus spending time with the Element bearers as part of an urgent, much-needed vacation. But it appears that in her haste to leave, she forgot something very important: her toothbrush and toothpaste!

[At this, a gold-plated mechanical toothbrush floated up into view.]

I know it is possible that she may have bought a travel toothbrush. And also a travel crown and clothing since she left those here too. Also her scroll since that is what we're using right now. And...actually, I don't think she bothered to pack anything. HOWEVER, travel clothing is easily obtained, and she perhaps wishes to be incognito, so leaving her crown makes sense. But travel toothbrushes are not as effective as regular toothbrushes!

This really cannot be stressed enough! Plus, it is oddly unlike her to forget such a basic essential as her toothbrush which cleans between her tooth crevasses so efficiently! And not cleaning them efficiently causes dreadful cavities! We doubt our sister would want to explain to her dentist that she ended up with such because she forgot to use her regular toothbrush for an extended period of time, correct?

If it is at all possible, would someone please relay this message of worry to our sister, in whatever guise she's decided on, so she might get a proper toothbrush? We...er, I'd greatly appreciate that.

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[This was worrisome. This was incredibly worrisome. Especially given what had happened to Rarity, and the fact that as far as she knew, neither native sister had heard from Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash...]

...We require an immediate status report.

[Luna, meanwhile, does not seem too worried. Or, well, she's so used to it by now...]

You have not seen our sister?

[...Oh.]

There's been no rainbows here.

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Check the collection. The scroll she had kept on her person; certainly had she taken that with her if naught else. Even if she did not, she would leave it with the other unpacked belongings.

Check to ensure that scroll is has not found its way into the collection.

If it has not, then she is simply... being her usual self, and I will keep such things in mind. With the confirmed loss of the Element of Generosity, however, I dread the possibility.

[There's a prolonged pause, and then Luna lets out a deep sigh.]

Sorry. I had not.... registered that you had said you were using it currently. It was not in the collection, was it?

I suspect that she is seeking out the Elements of Laughter and Loyalty, had she not come here to Ponyville.

Or, alternately, she has simply yet to arrive. We shall see.

I... deeply apologize for the panic, Princess.

...Other self, have you been getting enough sleep?

I had... just woken from perhaps an overlong reprieve. I am not fully myself yet, and perhaps require a morning cup of tea.

These week-long sessions are not as kind to the mind as they were back in our halcyon days.

You really do need rest. The bags under your eyes are rather unbecoming, among other things.

We told thee, we just awoke! More sleep will not come unless we are put under a spell!

[Luna sighs. No, don't snap at your native self, she's just trying to help, same as Donna was.]

But mayhap I have been running myself a bit ragged as of late. I have taken the suggestion that I watch over the new arrivals a bit... too seriously, I suppose.

I do not know how our sister managed such duties on her own for a thousand years... I will do as you instruct, other self, and take a brief sabbatical from my tasks. In exchange... should you need help, please do not hesitate to make me aware? If our sister has left her scroll behind, then there is indeed a chance that she could be away for an extended period.

It is very possible. It wouldn't be the first time, either, as far as I am aware.

If you need help for sleeping, I can certainly provide help.

I shall be quite well as I am, other self. My thanks regardless.

[Cripes, you miss napping for a week and suddenly all of Equestria is on your case...]

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