mylittlejamjar | First Kiss ♥ Visual

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Hellloo everyone! [Flea blows a kiss. At least there's no spell with it.] I am the ♥Void Mage Flea♥. Although, I guess now I have to call myself the Void Unicorn Flea! Tee ♥ hee ♥ hee. Given that I don't seem to be the only unicorn in this place, obviously I can't be the only mage here. I would ♥love♥ to meet some of you other lovely mages~!

It's a lot harder to tell what species you all are like this. How many mazoku are here? I know there can be human mages, but really, I've met four. Magic just isn't something humans are good with.

And ♥Sla~ash♥, if you're here, too, I want to see how you ♥lo~ook♥!

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Fairly standard verbiage back home. I can tell you, my good Flea, the ponies here have the most peculiar venacular, and it's catching.

As for Dante, well, he's a real sheik. He's a sort of hero back in his own world. His patter's a proper demon, but his mother's a human. He split the difference in the two and apparently goes about slaying the worst villains. He's got some very fine swords to help with that, and a chic coat. But to talk to him, you'd think he was just a regular sort of bloke you'd have a scotch with down at the club. He's simply marvelous.

[At the mention of being killed, Bertie's eyes widen.]

Great Scots! But... you're alive. Aren't you? I'm awfully sorry. That sounds dashed unpleasant.

Oh~? And what's so ♥perculiar♥ about it?

[He gives a little pony shrug at the explanation of Dante.] I doubt we'd get along then. He sounds like that stupid tadpole.

I seem to be alive. Maybe this is my next life or something like that.

Well, it's chocked full to bursting with these horsey plays on words. It's everypony going on about their business, taking a spot of Earl Hay tea, and taking matters into hoof. And when you try to swear it comes out as 'By Celestia!' and 'What the Nightmare Moon?' A few crass coves have managed worse, but I shouldn't like to try to repeat those.

Dante's not stupid at all, though. Really! He knows how to make pizza.

You're the first I've heard about being dead before coming in. And I spoke with Ms. Surprise and Princess Luna about this being Heaven. They didn't seem to think that likely. And if there are evil demon lords like Zetta running about, I'm inclined to agree with them.

[He giggles.] Well, I guess the everypony thing makes sense, but who is Nightmare Moon and why is their name a curse?

And what's pizza?

Heaven... That's a human thing, right? Well, maybe there's more next lives than just that.

Ms. Pinkie explained it as some sort of, er... mare who got on with cackling and eternal night. She got defeated by a rainbow, though? It all sounded most peculiar to be perfectly honest. I think this Nightmare Moon chappess is meant to be a sorry business, though. Hence the curse.

[He has no idea how to explain pizza.]

Pizza is, well, it's a sort of pie? But flat with tomato sauce and cheese. It's Italian, I think, but I'm not entirely sure. You have got an Italy where you're from, right? Longish country that looks a bit like a boot.

I suppose there might be more than one next life, but this seems a dashed odd one. All of the ponies here are just as confused as to why we've come as we are.

Well, I can get behind the whole ♥eternal night♥ thing. Shame she got defeated by a ♥rainbow♥.

Um... no. We don't. We really only have two countries. The human kingdom and the mazoku lands. Lord Magus' maps said there's five continents and a handful of islands, but nothing that looks like a boot... 'though the north-eastern part of South Zenan looks something like an arm.

Well, I'm not to worried about it. Between being dead and being a unicorn, I'll take unicorn.

Sorry? You'd be in favor of eternal night? From what I'm given to understand, this Nightmare Moon character was evil. Not the highest recommendation for a girl, what? Zetta wants to turn Equestria into a netherworld, as well.

[His brow furrows as he sizes up Flea via the picture on the scroll again.]

You... ought to know, old boy, there are chaps here happy to defend the good ponies of Equestria from villains.

Yes! I ♥like♥ the dark. I ♥like♥ the night. There's a ♥reason♥ why I picked a bat to turn intot.

[He giggles and then sighs with amusement.] See, this... this right here... is why humans and mazoku will ♥never♥ get along. We're constantly labeled as ♥evil♥ because we're ♥different♥. But we'll ♥defend♥ ourselves when it comes to that.

I'm sure we'll get on like... things that get on swimmingly provided you aren't keen to depose the monarchy and reign misery and pain down on everypony. I can understand being for the night, of course. Brilliant sort of time, but there is a limit for enjoyment there, what?

Oh, I don't want to ♥depose♥ monarchies. Well, not unless they ♥betray♥ me. Then they ♥deserve♥ what they get.

Oh, well, that's perfectly reasonable, then. I don't think the princesses are going to betray anypony, so nothing to worry about there, what? And you see? Humans and whatsits can get on perfectly well once we've hashed all that out. Have you found somewhere to stay, yet? You're always welcome at the Sat... at the farm I'm living at. Vantas, the fellow in charge, as it were, is happy to lend out a spot to lay the weary head.

Ma-zo-ku. [Honestly, 'whatsits'.]

Well aren't you ♥sweet♥, inviting me home. And where is this ♥farm♥~?

Gesundheit, old sport. [He laughs lightly and winks.]

We're just past the school house. It's the spot with the plowed field and unpronounceable name on the sign. Ms. Disciple and Vantas are usually about looking in things. I'm up in the clouds overhead.

Oh! I ♥saw♥ the school house! I'll be there ♥soon♥~! [And he's going to wink again.]

[Why is it when the other pony winks, Bertie feels more uncomfortable than amused? A mystery for the ages.]

R-righto! Well, I'll look forward to meeting you in the flesh as it were, then, Flea. I'm sure everypony here will be delighted to make your acquaintance, as well.

[One Flea will investigate, most assuredly.]

Oh, I ♥do♥ hope so~!

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