[There's a small, pale yellow pegasus sitting on what looks like a rooftop somewhere, looking... quite honestly like a kid in a candy shop.]

Can anypony hear me or whatever?

Okay, so like, here's the deal. At first I thought I must have done this somehow? It kinda looks like something I'd do. Except, um, hello, as if I got that much stronger overnight!

[He flaps his wings excitedly, getting up and sort of prancing in a little circle, still a little clumsily--he spent a while trying to get used to his legs and wings, and he's made progress, but it's not perfect.]

But oh. My. God. This is so totally cool! Seriously, like, how awesome is this? Is everyone here for realsies a pony? The whole place is way cute, too!

I'm not totally sure I'm not dreaming or whatever, but like, I'm kinda down either way. I mean, as long as I wake up or go back or whatever by the time school starts again? For now, though, somepony's gotta show me all the cool places around here! Come on, I totally wanna see the rest of this place!

[Yes, this is certainly a normal reaction to being shape-shifted and spirited away to another world.]

[Looks like he's calmed down considerably.

Which isn't saying a whole lot. He's holding a stuffed animal to the best of his ability, his ears are laid back as usual and he's pouting.]

This place is still stupid as shit. But I guess I'm supposed to get used to it or something. [Because that's what Fai would praise him for.] I'm looking for someone called Rainbow Dash, so... yeah. Someone help me find him. Or her. Or whatever. I need help figuring out how to fly right.

[This is probably a good idea, since the few times he's tried, his powers kick in the second he's off the ground and he starts bolting through the air.]

Hellloo everyone! [Flea blows a kiss. At least there's no spell with it.] I am the ♥Void Mage Flea♥. Although, I guess now I have to call myself the Void Unicorn Flea! Tee ♥ hee ♥ hee. Given that I don't seem to be the only unicorn in this place, obviously I can't be the only mage here. I would ♥love♥ to meet some of you other lovely mages~!

It's a lot harder to tell what species you all are like this. How many mazoku are here? I know there can be human mages, but really, I've met four. Magic just isn't something humans are good with.

And ♥Sla~ash♥, if you're here, too, I want to see how you ♥lo~ook♥!

What the fuck...?

[Have a very confused pegasus staring at the scroll. And pawing at it - hoofing at it? He even seems a bit... scared by it. If he can't figure out the technology behind it, it must be evil.]

What's going on? I... wha... [He flaps his wings nervously and fidgets.] Fai! Fai, where- where's Fai!? And Feli, and- fuck, where's the school!?

....Why the fuck am I a horse!?

[Sometime after the ponies wake up, scrolls and quills suddenly start raining from the sky. Don't worry, its not the ponypocalypse, its just a squadron of flying white ponies dropping them from above.

Once everyone receives one, the scrolls suddenly glow and come to life, its surface revealing the visage of a large white alicorn with rainbow hair and a golden crown, sitting on a large, velvet-upholstered throne. She has a calm, reassuring, regal smile on her face as she speaks, though those who know her better can see the light of worry and concern in her eyes.]

Good afternoon, newponies! I am Princess Celestia.

I've heard of your arrival in Ponyville and of some of the more interesting stories that have come from it. We're...not certain how this phenomenon has occurred, but we here at the royal castle will put our efforts into solving this mystery, and I hope you will help us out as we wish to help you out!

Rest assured, no harm will come to you. Nor, as some of you have worried, are we holding you against your will. On the contrary, you're free to move about Equestria as you please, be it through Ponyville, Los Pegasus or anywhere in between. I only request that you use the scrolls we have provided you to check in from time to time, so that we know where you might be when we figure out the solution to this current situation.

If you have any questions, you are free to ask them of me. If I am not available - and, I will admit, there are times when I can be quite busy - there are many other ponies willing to help you, including the other princesses of Equestria. We are all in this together, after all.

[And then she smiles a little more. Its a much more relaxed smile. The concern is still there, of course.]

But, in the meantime, I'd also like to get to know all of you! I always like to meet new people, after all. I hear we even have a dragon?