Morgan is a Bad Person [Audio]

[morganknight]

I'm worried that with the magic of the shattered mirror gradually dwindling, not only will we become ponies once again, but we'll also be physically weak, or suffering from the first stages of illness, or laryngitis, or something just as bad.

In fact, I'm not just worried, I'm convinced that any day now I'm going to wake up...

...

a little hoarse!

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[polyturtle]

That pun was so painful, even my writing is groaning from the strain.

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[morganknight]

I consider that a victory in any form!

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[emerald_mirror]

I see some things never change. Are you gonna threaten to whip your shirt off next and go to live action on this thing?

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[morganknight]

What -- holy crap, Xander!? When the hell did you get here?!

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[emerald_mirror]

[And the kid shrugs.] Two, three days ago, I think? Somethin' like that. I've been okay, for all they're ponies, people here are nice.

But for Grandpa's sake, Morgan, do you have to tell crappy puns? I thought you'd have gotten over that...SOME time.

[Yeah, he looks truly pained.] Taking off the shirt's eye candy, at least.

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[morganknight]

Of course I have to tell crappy puns. It's like shirt removal, and martial arts. It's a part of me.

Only a couple of days? Ha, I've been here for months now, and most of those were spent as a pony. You missed it!

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[emerald_mirror]

I wish, if some part ever gets whupped out of you, the crappy puns is the part.

I missed it? But my blackmail pictures!

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[morganknight]

You can't blackmail a man with no dignity, especially when he makes as damn handsome a pony as I do.

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[emerald_mirror]

You're still a tiny horse. I bet you look dumb. Come on, Morgan, I know you. If you were a walleyed, googly-eyed pony, you'd tell no one.

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[morganknight]

If I looked like that I would be adorable, but I'm a total stud as a pony, unsurprisingly.

I can't believe anybody else I know showed up here, though!

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[superstylishsquid]

*Have a demon just...clapping. No words, just clapping.*

[morganknight]

[Morgan proudly takes a bow.] Thank you, I'll be here all week. And probably longer!

[superstylishsquid]

I think we might still want to hurry if we want to come see an encore...otherwise, we'd have to hoof it.

[morganknight]

I hope plenty of people come to see my next performance. Normally puns are such a flankless task...

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[holyfight]

[As pictured in icon. Yes, really]

That's not so bad! At least you'll be in stable condition!

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[morganknight]

[Ooh, here comes a new challenger. A horrific Lovecraftian new challenger!]

Well, I'm trying to look on the bright side and stay positive, but you know ponies are all a bunch of neigh-sayers.

[holyfight]

[It's pundemonium around here]

Oh, I wouldn't listen to any whinnying! You've just got to keep galloping forward!

[morganknight]

Man, if I didn't have a girlfriend already... [He flashes her a grin.] But I guess I'm being foalish. Instead of worrying like everyone else, I should strive to be a colt above the rest!

[holyfight]

I'm sure you're a foalnominal match!

It's always good to set goals for yourself! And you mustang positive!

[morganknight]

She does have my unbridled affection, it's true! But your encouragement has spurred me to greater heights of hope!

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[foolish_seal]

...

Really?

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[morganknight]

[Morgan's answer is wicked laughter. After all, puns exist primarily for the amusement of the teller!]

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[foolish_seal]

[Damn puns.]

There was too much buildup to the punchline, if you ask me.

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[morganknight]

Can't just pop up, shotgun one out, and then run away wooping like a Stooge. You have to build expectations, then strike from an unexpected angle!

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[foolish_seal]

Whatever. Least it wasn't as bad as some of the stuff I've sat through before.

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[morganknight]

All that tells me is that I need to try harder!

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[foolish_seal]

The last guy that tried to do that turned out to be an omnicidal maniac. Forgive me if I look at you funny from now on.

[He doesn't really mean it, though.]

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[morganknight]

I'm sure a love of bad puns doesn't actually correlate to murderous mania. That's a statistical blip at best.

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[foolish_seal]

It's more PTSD, I think.

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[morganknight]

That makes you react, or that makes me tell terrible jokes?

[Either is possible, honestly.]

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[lev_ayah]

...I had thought no one could possibly have my Master's sense of humor. It seems I am sadly mistaken.

[That physically pained him to hear, and the tanned redhead has a hand to his face. It'd have been more merciful to hit him with an electric or ice attack.]

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[morganknight]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause anyone any misery. I was just horsing around.

[BAM!]

[punsofiron]

Ohhai new best friend.

[Excuse her while she somehow succeeds in cuing the CSI: Miami YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]

[morganknight]

Well, that's not a response I expected. To any pun. Ever.

Not complaining though!