Morgan is a Bad Person [Audio]

[morganknight]

I'm worried that with the magic of the shattered mirror gradually dwindling, not only will we become ponies once again, but we'll also be physically weak, or suffering from the first stages of illness, or laryngitis, or something just as bad.

In fact, I'm not just worried, I'm convinced that any day now I'm going to wake up...

...

a little hoarse!

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[morganknight]

What -- holy crap, Xander!? When the hell did you get here?!

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[emerald_mirror]

[And the kid shrugs.] Two, three days ago, I think? Somethin' like that. I've been okay, for all they're ponies, people here are nice.

But for Grandpa's sake, Morgan, do you have to tell crappy puns? I thought you'd have gotten over that...SOME time.

[Yeah, he looks truly pained.] Taking off the shirt's eye candy, at least.

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[morganknight]

Of course I have to tell crappy puns. It's like shirt removal, and martial arts. It's a part of me.

Only a couple of days? Ha, I've been here for months now, and most of those were spent as a pony. You missed it!

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[emerald_mirror]

I wish, if some part ever gets whupped out of you, the crappy puns is the part.

I missed it? But my blackmail pictures!

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[morganknight]

You can't blackmail a man with no dignity, especially when he makes as damn handsome a pony as I do.

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[emerald_mirror]

You're still a tiny horse. I bet you look dumb. Come on, Morgan, I know you. If you were a walleyed, googly-eyed pony, you'd tell no one.

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[morganknight]

If I looked like that I would be adorable, but I'm a total stud as a pony, unsurprisingly.

I can't believe anybody else I know showed up here, though!