Wielding Deadly Power

[forwantofapartycannon]

Hey everypony, I got a new recipe!

You should come and get a slice, I made it. It's a choco-coffee cake. With milk chocolate frosting!

Come get some before it's all gone! This is a limited time offer. Coffee lovers can come enjoy delicious chocolate and coffee all in one. Delicious brewed frosting and creamy creamy [Incoherent slobbering follows.]

... I ate it all.

Time to make another!

Comments

[muffin_lover]

Awww...! I wanted some!

[forwantofapartycannon]

Don't worry Derpy, there'll be plenty for all! Besides, that one was a failure: it collapsed in the middle when I was taking it out of the oven.

We'll get you a PERFECT one next time!

[muffin_lover]

Oooh, okay!

[callmeyork]

[Sorry, Pinkie, but you said "coffee lover". And that's certainly enough to get York knocking at the door of Sugarcube Corner, quietly eager to taste some coffee cake.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

[And she flings the door open and practically drags York in.] Come on in! The newest batch is done! Have a seat, I'll get it out in a jiffy!

[callmeyork]

Perfect. I don't suppose you have any of the actual coffee you used leftover? I'd like to see if I can tell the similarities.

[Of course he takes a seat. He's excited for this... well, as excited as his normally subdued emotions can show.]

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[bustadecapinyoass]

I can't say I've ever had a cake that tastes like coffee. I should try some.

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[forwantofapartycannon]

It's delicious! You should really come down--GAAAAASP. NEW PONY! Aw man I can't believe I missed one! You HAVE to come down now, it's all but required for your welcome food!

[Visual]

[bustadecapinyoass]

Oh, don't worry! I was already welcomed. The cupcake I ate was delicious.

I'll come down there to try it then.

[neighfeni]

[DID SOMEPONY SAY CHOCOLATE. And Mina made it. Oh, and coffee too. That's good, but not as good as chocolate. No one nearby has seen ears snap forward that fast before.]

...Ah'll be right there.

[So she literally races from the dojo after cleaning up to whichever of the SCC's it was, and knocks at the door, tail flicking hard in excitement.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

[Flinging the door open, Mina grinned widely as she ushers Nephenee inside.] Yay you came! The cake is all ready now, so lets have a slice!

[It's a delicious looking thing, all cream icing and chocolate everywhere, it's a delight.] What did you want with it?

[neighfeni]

Course Ah came, you're a good friend....

...Also the cake was a good excuse to come over an' see ya right after classes.

[Scooted inside and sat down by the bright pink pony, the soldier looks in wonder at the slice set before her. When she speaks, her voice indicates she is very much preoccupied.]

Whatcha got?

[mostloyalpony]

Wow. That really was a limited time offer.

(Choco-coffee? Sounds kinda weird-tasting to Rainbow.)

[forwantofapartycannon]

It's pretty delicious Rainbow Dash, come down, the second is already out of the oven. [She licks her lips.] And this time I promise I won't eat it all.

[mostloyalpony]

...You sure? 'Cause the Pinkie I know drank tons of cider when the season started - every PONY loving day!

(She's still on the way, though.)

[superstylishsquid]

You're not going to eat the next one before anypony else gets a chance to, are you?

*Guess who's already on his way? Yeah, you said chocolate. He can't resist.*

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh it's already coming out of the oven, I just need to frost it in a minute or two. Don't worry, it won't be eaten!

[superstylishsquid]

It better not be, I won't be happy if I'm promised chocolate and then find out there isn't any left.

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[iron_mare]

Wait, I'm unprepared for this. Excuse me a minute.

[Liz calmly sets the scroll down and walks off. There's a little rummaging for a few seconds and when she comes back, she's wearing a pair of sunglasses.

Once back on camera, she gapes slowly, reaching up to take the sunglasses off dramatically.] Mother of Celestia.

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[forwantofapartycannon]

I know right, you think that the coffee-chocolate cake is...

[Dramatic sunglassing!]

Too much to handle!

YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

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[iron_mare]

Hey, I call foul! That wasn't even a pun!

[rabbitheartedfox]

Ooo! Can I have some for me and Skyfire? I don't think Skyfire will fit in sugarcube corner though...

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh sure, and I wouldn't say no to you two! I'll bring some out for Skyfire. It'll be ready in a few minutes!

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[foalyfight]

Haaaaaah-!? All by yourself?!

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Yeah, oops! But don't worry, I have a second cake coming out of the oven right now!