1st Confession: This Was Not What I Expected (Action / Visual / Action)

[kuukai]

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[ A red pegasus materializes on Monday morning in the fields outside of Ponyville and she stays there. She sits quietly, eyes closed, waiting for judgment. It's surely coming. There's only one place this can be.

... She gets bored eventually, and attacks the Pocky sitting beside her. That's when she notices she still has her soul gem. ]


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[Ponyville is later treated to a short visual message from the newcomer. Kyouko's holding the scroll... sideways. ]

Kay, what the buck are you? [ Her mouth moves wordlessly for a moment. ] Buck. BUCK. The heck? ... Heck. HECK.

Why the buck can't I curse??


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[ Kyouko goes stalking through the town shortly afterwards, randomly accosting ponies to question them. ] Hey! You!

Comments

visual

[kuukai]

Buck, what DOESN'T it have to do with that? Ya don't curse cause it's a lovely thing ta do.

Re: visual

[twotonehoofbeast]

It adds emphasis and emotion. I don't see what's the big deal with bucking cursing, only asses make a big deal of it.

[kuukai]

Ya don't see anypony in the Bible cursing. [ ... ] One. Anyone.

[twotonehoofbeast]

...the what?

[kuukai]

Bible. God 'n' Hell 'n' all that. C'mon.

[twotonehoofbeast]

Never heard of it.

[kuukai]

How the buck d'ya know about hell, then?

[twotonehoofbeast]

Okay, see, you're doing this stupid thing were you assume I'm from the same world as you.

We have hell. We don't have bibles or whatever.

[kuukai]

... So what is hell ta you, just a bad place? Or is it just a word? Cause, like, it's kind of an important part of the whole theology thing.