Twelfth Bolt (Visual)

[superstylishstallion]

*The background of this post is definitely Alastor's castle, but all that's visible in the shot is a strange creature that's oddly blood colored. Hanging around its neck is a sign that reads in type-printed font,

Hi, I'm one of Alastor's bloodgoyles.
I'm harmless, please do not shoot me.
(Ps. Blood given willingly.)

It waves a claw at the screen, gives a brief screech like a predatory bird, and the feed cuts out. So yeah, that's a thing.*

Comments

[guns_and_swords]

You mistake me for someone who really cares. Shooting one of these won't kill it. It will turn it to stone, making it easier to move to another place.

[nvcr]

Alright, I think I can get behind this. Any chanting or shrieking in the middle of the night is just unforgivable.

I've lived in an apartment long enough to learn that too many people just don't care.

Also, it might be a good idea to make sure you cover up any lacerations or unfortunate bite marks you have when dealing with them.

...

I have Lyme disease.

[guns_and_swords]

[Now that gets a laugh out of her.]

I'm not even human. I don't have to worry about things like that.

[nvcr]

It was worth a mention.

I'll ask these adorable little things to keep any oozing down to a minimum.