1st Claw

[stalksindarkness]

Hmmm.

[Staring into the scroll and nosing it, pawing at it... Some how he doesn't seem to understand how this thing works. Paper isn't supposed to work this way.]

Ponies. Hey. What's with all the chatter about this Gala. Everyone in town is talking about it, but none of these horses will talk to me about it.

[Mostly because he's been cutting people off in the streets and asking, which would have indicated he was eavesdropping, but sudden lion does not make a pony really interested in chatting.]

And can I live in a house or do I have to live outside? The black flies are biting, you know.

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[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Equestrian City, USA.

[stalksindarkness]

So like, no magic, no weird stuff.

And little kids have paper routes.

We didn't have that in Paragon. It wasn't really safe for kids to go running around alone. There were badguys everywhere. It was still better than where I come from though.

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Just a plain old city, that's all.

Ah, really? Sounds like quite the adventure growing up.

[stalksindarkness]

Not really fun though.

I'm just really not sure what I'm supposed to do. I gotta go find my own food, and I gotta find a place to live and I gotta... I dunno. I don't even know any of you all.


[His ears flicked back, a bit of panic bubbling up.]

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Well how many ponies have you met? And other creatures I mean.

[stalksindarkness]

Two? Two I think. [After almost eating Neph and finding a possible ninja in the woods, he'd count that as two.]

Emile ain't here. Kit ain't here.

I've never done anything without Emile around.

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Gotta start learning sooner or later then. Sometimes people you know show up, sometimes not.

[stalksindarkness]

...It's easier said than done, in'it?

Guess it's better you all are animals. It's a lot easier to talk to you lot than humans.

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

It's only as hard as you want it to be.

Some of us used to be humans, others robots, and other kinds of species.

[stalksindarkness]

Robots? Whoa.

I've seen humans turn themselves into robots, but it's really hard to go from robot to organics!

Like, really hard.

Except I keep forgetting that there's magic involved.

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Yeah we don't know why most of our former robot population are usually cats, and/or dragons, and I think there's a mouse too, but I don't think anyone is mostly complaining.

[stalksindarkness]

I'd be complaining! I was like this even back home. And then before that I was human.

I wonder if I'd turn into something else if I turned back to what I used to be?

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Well you've got to make the most of it here now.

[stalksindarkness]

Do you like being a pony over being a human? I'm just, like... You gotta make the most of it more than I do right now.

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

I don't mind it. It's pretty fun being a pony sometimes.

[stalksindarkness]

Don't you miss having hands?

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

My hooves function quite well as hands.

[stalksindarkness]

But how? It's a hoof! Even I have more fingers than you!

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

It's like magic magnets. SCIENCE somepony screamed in the library.

[stalksindarkness]

So you can just pick stuff up?

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

Yep pretty much.

[stalksindarkness]

That's weird.

[helpintwilightwinthecrown]

That's life for you.