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[carouselboutique]

Dear Foreign Ponies,
First and foremost I would like to personally thank all of you for allowing me to make your gala outfits for this year's grand galloping gala. I had a lot of fun making each and every outfit and I felt proud to be able to accomplish such a grueling yet absolutely rewarding task.

Each outfit was tailored to your specific wants and needs. I made sure to keep them as close to the request as possible and I made sure to get every little detail perfect!

In return, I do hope that you ponies don't become strangers to my boutique. I'm not going to lie, I had fun creating clothes for you and I may have spotted possible model candidates for my up coming summer line.

So again, thank you dear ponies.

Bisous

Rarity.



Dear Zetta,
I would probably deny this if you were to shout it out to the general public. But I had fun during the gala. I do hope we could hang out again sometime.

Rarity

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[al_cielo]

I guess that makes sense...

[Pause.]

Hey.. you seem like the kind of girl who'd know about, um... well, about girls. Could I ask you about that kind of help?

[carouselboutique]

Well darling, I did say I would right? What's on your mind?

[al_cielo]

Um... well first thing first, would it be bad if I flirted with a native I know almost nothing about? I mean... other than the fact that I'm a human and she's a horse- I mean pony.

[carouselboutique]

Well most of the foreign ponies are doing it, so I really don't see the harm in a little casually flirting.

[al_cielo]

Ahaha...ha... [AWKWARD SHUFFLING.] Having trouble with the "casual" part of that.

She's really cute and brave and smart and reminds me of someone I dated at my school but she's easier to talk to and um... yeah. But if I flirt with her and she doesn't like it she wouldn't be my friend anymore... At least she'd look at me differently...

[And then he just starts grumbling.] And she told me to be more confident and look at me now, I'm pathetic...

[carouselboutique]

Oh...hmm..well dear, I could help you, but you're going to have to tell me who this pony is.

[al_cielo]

[And here is him shrinking into the tiniest ball he can possibly be. And peeking out from between his feathers. And mumbling as quietly as possible.]

Rainbow Dash.

[carouselboutique]

I'm sorry, what?

[al_cielo]

[Just a tiny bit louder this time.]

Rainbow Dash...

1/2

[carouselboutique]

Oh Dashie!? Dear she is an EXTREMELY close friend of mine and I---

2/2

[carouselboutique]

uhh...well...

[Alright so he has a crush on her friend who's currently in love with someone else. But Rarity didn't have the heart to break his.]

she's quite the pony, I can assure you that much.

[al_cielo]

...

[Too late, he saw that reaction.]

I've got no chance, huh.

[He doesn't even sound surprised.]

[carouselboutique]

It's not that sweetie, she just came back from a rather...traumatizing experience and needs time before she could get out there again.

[al_cielo]

Great. More trauma. Figures. [He decides to hide his face in his hooves.]

I mean.. I guess I kind of had a feeling but it'd be great if I could date someone who wasn't as fucked up as me...

[Although in the back of his head he realizes it's only even remotely worked out with people as fucked up as him.]

[carouselboutique]

Tsk tsk! Watch the language!

[She will have none of that! Especially since she's never sure if Sweetie Belle's listening or not.]

Right now, what Rainbow Dash needs is a friend. That's where you come in.

[al_cielo]

[His hooves begin to twitch.]

I'm guessing Friend Zones still exist in Rainbow Pony Land. What if she never gets over it, and I just have to sit there being the nice guy until I go back to my world?

[carouselboutique]

Oh ye of little faith. You'll never really know until you actually get to know her.

[al_cielo]

I have little faith after a good bit of my own trauma, thanks. [He groans.] Isn't there an easier way around this?

[carouselboutique]

My dear, you want to be with someone who is getting over some emotional trauma. Do YOU think there's an easier way around that?

[al_cielo]

...I know someone who could manage it but I don't think I'd ever be able to do what he did for me.

[carouselboutique]

And why is that?

[al_cielo]

One, because I don't have his sex appeal. Two, because I can't control minds like him. Three, because she's not already in love with me. Four, because I'm a nervous fuck who can't get anything he actually wants to say across right and would probably make her want to kill me if I tried.

[carouselboutique]

Language!

And look, you can't meet a pony for the first time and expect them to fall head over hoofs for you. It takes time. Now if you're willing to wait and be her friend, she might actually fall for you.

[al_cielo]

I know, I'm just impatient.

...

I really miss someone from my world and without him I've been getting really jittery. I bet by the time I have a chance I'll be back to being how I was before I met him. Impatient and stupid and... not looking when there's things I need to see.

[carouselboutique]

So you're saying Dash is your rebound?