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mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am
like_a_dragon) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am
Entry tags:
- zzz_dmc: dante [ou],
- zzz_dmc: vergil [au],
- zzz_dw: 11th doctor [ou],
- zzz_persona: chie satonaka [ou],
- zzz_persona: rise kujikawa [au],
- zzz_persona: teddie [ou],
- zzz_persona: yu narukami [ou],
- zzz_persona: yukiko amagi [ou],
- zzz_pmmm: kyouko sakura [ou],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au1],
- zzz_wow: jou shan aleflower [oc]
Kickoff [Video/Massive Audio later]
[A green pony with a matted down brown mop-top appears on the scroll. From the furrowed brows, flared nostrils and fierce grimace, she does not appear... pleased.]
WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?
[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]
I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!
[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]
Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.
Also, I have to ask just one question...
Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?
EDIT:
[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!
[Thanks, Teddie.]
EDIT: x2
[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!
[Thanks, Rise.]
WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?
[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]
I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!
[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]
Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.
Also, I have to ask just one question...
Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?
EDIT:
[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!
[Thanks, Teddie.]
EDIT: x2
[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!
[Thanks, Rise.]
[Visual] [Locked]
Should I avoid being around her until the meat withdrawal wears off or something?
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[While he was bummed there was no flying event
pegasus-phobes, he was fine with jumping since that's second-nature to him. It's a required skill where he's from.][Visual] [Locked]
[If you count crying manly tears after your little
sistercousin asked if you were a pervert and letting loose with your bear friend experience...][Visual] [Locked]
[Ouch.]