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Chie Satonaka ([personal profile] like_a_dragon) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am

Kickoff [Video/Massive Audio later]

[A green pony with a matted down brown mop-top appears on the scroll. From the furrowed brows, flared nostrils and fierce grimace, she does not appear... pleased.]

WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?

[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]

I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!

[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]

Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.

Also, I have to ask just one question...

Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?

EDIT:

[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!

[Thanks, Teddie.]

EDIT: x2

[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!

[Thanks, Rise.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Human - Shock face)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-06 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Evil. Absolutely evil.]

I-I am a-okay with being disrespectful, really! Just ask Yosuke!
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - I don't even care)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-06 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh fantastic, another talk. Just what he always wanted.]

Okay fiiine, but only if it's nothing like Sensei's talk. I'm not sure I could bear another round of that.

[But he'll take talks over fighting, no arguments there.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Human - My goodness I'm cross-eyed)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-07 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well in that case, that's a lot less grosser than Sensei's talk by a mile! His was all about wieners.

[Isn't she glad she was curious. Isn't she?]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - Soft smile)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-07 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Long story short, I'm not allowed to talk about scoring anymore!

[That was a fun day.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - Another wonderful face)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-07 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I said!

[That is nothing like what he said.]

But they were bearsistent that I stopped. I don't get it, but Yuki-chan gets scary when she's mad, even when she's a pony.
kingofthetvworld: ([MLJ] Staring)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-07 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
You'd think that, but she's gotten pretty tough 'n tumble lately. I think she even fights dragons for fun.

[Or that's what he believes from things he's been able to piece together.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Human - Trying to be serious)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-07 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...Chie-chan?

[You're worrying him.]